Lisa’s there, too, and she and Lea finally have their weird, uncomfortable lovefest where they realize they are basically the same person. Lisa tells Lea that she finally gets the older woman’s sense of humor, and Lea cackles, “You’re smarter than I thought you were!” Lisa smiles and laughs, because she really isn’t.
Upstairs, Marta and Daysy are in Lisa’s bed having their own weird, uncomfortable lovefest. Marta’s wasted and Daysy’s trying to comfort her, and Daysy just gets weirder and weirder to me…
Back to the couch, post-punch, Ana, Karen’t, Joanna and Lea dissect what happened further. Ana points out that Joanna shooing Romain away was an example of her not making him feel needed. She rightly claims that Joanna took Ana’s advice and “wiped [her] ass with it.” WORD. Joanna interviews that in the light of day, she really did fuck up with Romain, and she doesn’t know what’s gonna happen next.
In the kitchen, Lea, Marysol, Adriana and Adriana’s nipple hang out, and Lea tells Adriana to be a lady about the whole business and to not say another word. Good luuuuck! Joe pops in, and Adriana shows him the SCAR where Joanna attacked her, and that Joanna was just angry because she saw Adriana talking to Joe. Uh, que? What episode were you in, Adriana, because it wasn’t this one. Then we’re all subjected to a lecture on violence from Adriana. According to her, there is never any excuse for such behavior! WHAT?!
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO!
Joe agrees that it’s simply heinous that Joanna would “physically attack” Adriana in such a manner, and the hypocrisy at this point is so much that I can’t physically take it anymore. Pfft. Then Joe brings over a “representative of the family” to talk to Adriana. It’s a drunk Marta. Joe parades drunk Marta around in front of Lea and whomever else is in the kitchen, and it’s so gross – he is totally Girls Gone Wild-ing this chick and the entire display is nauseating. Lea has enough sense to distance herself from the whole thing. She gives Lisa a double donation as an excuse for Joe’s behavior, and Lisa resolves to be more like Lea Black in the future. Because none of the shenanigans that happened that night, would have happened at a Lea Black event. Nah, Lea would just be smart enough not to have it on TV.
The night ends with Lea interviewing that the night was full of crazy people, fabulousness, gab, gossip and everything that makes Miami, Miami. I have never been so glad to live in Los Angeles. See you in a few days for the next foray into this bastion of crazy.