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Saturday, November 3, 2012
1:14 am
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After Elsa, it’s time for tea, so the ladies head into the kitchen. Lea, in the interests of maintaining some control over her evening, asks Joanna what the model’s side of Slappunch-gate is. When Joanna explains that Adriana hit her in the face, Lea is flabbergasted at the difference between the two stories because, from what I can gather, Adriana has now completely left out the fact that she slappunched Joanna in the face, and the entire story has become about how Joanna grabbed her shoulder and nothing else. Both women are pretty agog at the fact deficit, but for different reasons.
Later on, at Joanna’s apartment, Karen’t comes over so they can get ready together. Well, so Karen’t can put on her dress – Joanna already looks like a trillion bucks, so all she has to do is sit on the couch and look a sad doll. Which she does quite successfully. She bemoans the fact that she has to go the gala alone– Romain’s not going (they’re not speaking), Adriana’s going to be there and it’s just not going to be fun. She and Karen’t take their turn to rehash the evening, and Joanna reveals that she doesn’t even remember the slap. That’s how wasted she was. Eeesh. Not good. She interviews that the tussle with Adriana is the first physical fight she’s ever been in and that it’s laughable for Adriana to consider herself a classy lady. Same to you, my love. Same to you. Though, you’re a supermodel engaged to a nightclub owner, so I expect less from you. Karen’t, for her part, is just happy that she wasn’t at the center of another negative hurricane, regardless of how much of it she may have been completely responsible for.
And now it’s time for the gala!!!! The red carpet looks great, Toni Braxton is there, Queen Latifah is there, some guy who looks like Lou Ferrigno is there with Mario Lopez – good show, Blacks! Except for this. This is not okay.
Gearing up for a little Magic Mike moment later, Royo?
Karen’t and Joanna arrive together, and Joanna worries that the scratches on her arms that Adriana gave her are visible. Well, the more you keep talking about them on national television, the more people will see them. She interviews, though, that as sad as she is inside (so many feelings) she’s happy to support Lea’s charity.
Meanwhile, at Ana’s house, we check in with the two women who won’t be present tonight, or “The Spinster Sisters,” as Bravo would have us believe. Both women have other plans and Marysol’s still not interested in anything Lea Black does, but all we hear them talk about are their respective divorces. Not a flattering light. Ana’s postponing her divorce, Marysol’s postponing hers AND sleeping over at her exes house and making him cry. Ha! I would not have pegged Marysol to wear the pants in that family. The verdict, both women need to move on from their respective douchebags. If only for my sake – this shit is boring. Back to the gala!
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Elsa getting ‘possessed by Norman’s SECOND spirit’ was hysterical!!! This woman in pure gold, and I just can’t forgive Bravo for not giving her more screen time with that dimwit.
Leah – still an ASSHOLE. And now, in addition, lost ANY shreds of respect I might have still had for her. Really, Lea? This fricking Oompa-Loompa? This is your spiritual guru??? I realize that everything else she does, at least on the show, is done half-jokingly, but I am convinced that in this case she was totally serious. Why else would she expose herself to derision and laughter for letting this little con artist wrap her around his finger? She’s got no credibility left. I would love to know what Freda thinks of him – isn’t he poaching on her territory? I bet that were it up to her, she would have smacked him upside the head and kicked him out the front gate, then smacked Lea, too, for her stupidity. Mercy!
Adriana – this woman is pure HATE personified. And she is also a total COWARD!!! I can appreciate people who do something I don’t agree with, as long as they stand by their words and deeds. She is a complete shit; one of those who takes no responsibility for anything they do, and always, ALWAYS finds a way to shift the blame to someone else, even if it means denying her own actions. I hate that. She’s shown herself to be a classless wannabe, who created a history about herself in her own head, and totally sold it to herself as truth. Too bad everybody else can see right thru it, bitch. Also, there were cameras there, so we can see the tape too, dumbass.
Joanna’s not doing herself any good by texting Romaine in the middle of a gala — that’s the kind of thing that sounds really DRUNK when you receive it.
forgive me if you can, but I’m totally Team Lea. Forever and ever, she can do no wrong. She knows Norman is nuts…for heaven’s sake, she COLLECTS them!
I’d like to know more about Mama Elsa myself, mainly what the circumstances were that led to her facial situation. Did I say that politely? Trying to. Maybe I missed an explanation in a previous episode, or last season, but truly…what happened? Couldn’t she see the future and that face staring back at her? She found the wrong plastic surgeon in that box of sand.
While I’ve never been a huge Romain fan (as I’ve mentioned before) because he’s a just touch too controlling and rather cold, I seriously hope that he’s done with the cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs “supermodel”.
I don’t know why they keep calling her that!? Supermodels work with Emilio Pucci and Lanvin and Estee Lauder…they don’t do (at least not consistently) shoots in magazines of questionable caliber. Heidi Klum = supermodel; Miranda Kerr = supermodel; Joanna Krupa = sexy swimsuit/lingerie/etc model (but she has done a damn fine job making modeling a living), NOT supermodel.
RHoM is lifting scripts from movies. (Plays). The 2-parter had me hating ka-Rent big time, her coniviving had me thinking of \Little Shop of Horrors\ and the song \ be a dentist\ . This week Norman, the weirdo was straight out of \A Mighty Wind\.
I can’t link , but you tube gets you there.
I’d have walked right up and cracked at least one of Norman’s pots.
Watching people politely tolerate him was absolutely excruciating.
Not to be a forum nazi, but i do believe the term “supermodel” refers to how much money a model makes and how well known she is, whether it’s Haute Couture or within a commercial area.
Regardless of which, Jo has some serious anger issues. Her insecurities, probably stemming from her relationship, causes this displaced anger i would guess. Same goes for Adriana, she just does not seem like a genuinely happy person to me. I like them both though, with their flaws and all..but Adriana it’s time to stop the dramatic black hair. A softer more mature look would do you wonders ( as would a more mature attitude)
I am so upset Bravo is trying to take this franchise down the NJ road. I want to like all these chickees.
Joanna you have issues. No wonder you get a long with KarenT. Lea sets up the seating charts. She put Joe Francis and Adriana at the same table. Take your issues to her. I bet you are too afraid to go against her.
We could all learn a lesson from Elsa. She didn’t care there was competition – she just took over and owned the situation without making a scene.
@Christine,
During a Season 1 episode of RHoM (I can’t remember which one specifically), Marysol told Elsa’s story about what happened to her face. Elsa was extremely beautiful when she was younger, but in the 60s, she started to get plastic surgery to maintain her looks. Marysol said that one of the plastic surgeons Elsa went to (for the first and last time) injected her with silicone which migrated from the site for which the filler was intended, as the injections were performed totally wrong. Since then, as a result, Elsa has been getting follow-up reconstructive procedures to fix the extensive damage that the silicone did to her face.
I do not know what reconstructive procedures she subsequently had done, but topically observing her face, I think that the reconstructive procedures only could do so much to rectify the devastation caused by the incorrect silicone injection.
Thanks @ Marguerite
I must say Elsa’s face seems to be softening or I am getting used to it.
Are they doubling up the episodes this week as I saw the ad for Sunday’s show.
Plastic surgery in the 60s sounds risky to me. I do love Elsa though, she scared me at first but she is really awesome. Her daughter is pretty cool most of the time too. I liked her description of standing in the corner doing shots and then looking up to see a fight.
Ad and Jo are both crazy in their own way and both seem very angry on the inside. I never thought that someone as perfect seeming as Jo could be this nuts but I am sure there is a saying about pretty people somewhere that could explain that for me.
Sorry, @Stuffed, but I must disagree.
Merriam-Webster and the Free Online Dictionary define supermodel as: “An extremely successful and internationally famous fashion model.”
Jo is not quite an “internationally known fashion model”, unless half naked, PETA, and bikini shoots count lol.
Totally not trying to be a pain in the ass, either, so you know
It’s just as a fashion fanatic it irks me to no end to hear that temperamental monster called a “supermodel”!
Didn’t Pricella Presley have that same thing done to her by some Argentinin Doc. She thought she was getting something better than botox and got industrial grade silicon. She certainly could have had work done at a reputable surgeon in the US. Can’t imagine why she would do that. She was really lovely and now she looks like wax left in the sun or something. Horrible and unfixable.
@Alejandra I’m mad at Adriana too. And for the same reasons as you. Joanna’s just a bikini model that doesn’t even have enough sense to know she’s got a pretty enough mouth she doesn’t have to pay $ to get it turned it into a pool toy.
Adriana’s a hot mess. But she’s got reasons. And started out as a mujer mas o menos decente that had some home training. Not to mention she’s got a brain. She just learned at a young age that’s not what people gave a fuck about. Kind of like happened with Charo. That’s secretly been 1 of the best classical guitarists alive for 300 yrs or something.
I’m also mad at her because I said I couldn’t defend her slapping Joanna no matter what. And now it turns out Joanna put her hands on Adriana 1st. From behind. While Adriana was trying to get away from her. And drunk.
So I can’t be on Joanna’s side of the fight part. If somebody grabs you from behind when you’re drunk there’s no way to prove it wasn’t a reflex. Which is how come you shouldn’t go grabbing drunk people from behind. Except Joanna doesn’t have enough sense to know that. For being dumb as a box of hair related reasons.
Anyway Bravo needs to give Norman a regular job being on every episode of all the Housewives shows. He’d be great on RHNJ, following Teresa around chanting “double Vishnu to you” at her. He could be her and Midge’s new physical therapist!