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Once that rather wet display is over, it becomes the perfect time for Marta and Joanna to discuss their homelife. Marta breaks it to Joanna that it’s time for them to spend some time apart. Marta’s going to stay with Lisa for a few months and that’s that. Joanna’s all, “You’re not taking all your stuff, right? Like, this isn’t real, right?” and Marta explains that yes, she’ll be taking all her stuff when she leaves. Jesus! Has anyone suggested that Marta just get her own damn place? Why is this not even on the table? Clearly Joanna does mind letting the girl mooch, why not just get her a studio so you can maintain complete control over her life financially and still improve the relationship with your fiancé.
But Joanna’s a model, going through relationship problems and a girl all AT THE SAME TIME. So she starts crying. Great. She just doesn’t want people to think that their
co-dependent living situation family is fucked up and unhappy because they are AREN’T. Joanna reiterates yet again that she loves Marta and she always has Little Sister’s back. Marta, in yet another mature move that makes me like her a little bit more explains that she understands, but Jo’s marrying Romain, not Marta, so that relationship takes priority. Joanna, satisfied that the nation will not think her a bad sister, wishes Marta well and fixes her makeup. She interviews that despite everything, she’s mad at Romain for letting things get this far. Jeez, whatever. You live in Miami, not in one of the Little House Books. Couples need their privacy, so kick Marta out of the trundle bed so she can be the pioneer for a little while.
And now for a segment I like to call, “Karent Gets Drunk!” Everyone sits down in some sort of VIP area with Thomas Kramer, and Karent proceeds to alienate nearly everyone there. Frederic’s so annoyed he’s buttoned his shirt. She pisses off Alexia by laughing too loud, she pisses of Marysol by practically tattooing, “I’m THOMAS KRAMER’S BFF” on her forehead, she pisses off Adriana by nearly kicking her in the face, and she pisses off Lea by getting involved in every single conversation. You been that kinda drunk? I’ve been that kinda drunk… It ain’t pretty, and it especially ain’t pretty when no one likes you sober.
And not only does she act like she and Thomas have a damn book club or something, she invites Marysol, Elsa and Alexia to HIS house for a dinner party SHE’S throwing. It’s eight shades of gauche, and even sweet, sweet Marysol’s all, “Say WHAT? He don’t KNOW you like he KNOW me.” Elsa had just caught up with the fact that Karent nearly kicked her in the head, so she couldn’t be reached for comment. Sources say she was annoyed. THEN comes the real kicker. Karent and Rodo are leaving for an after-party at Azul that Thomas invited them to, and when Rodo tries to invite Adriana, Karent stops him. Thomas invited THEM not anyone else, so it’s not their place to invite anything else.