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At this point, Elsa’s pissed. For that matter, so are Adriana, Lea, Marysol, Alexia, Ana and my stepmom who’s watching with me (“That’s botox, right?”). None of them can believe Karent’s presumption that they wouldn’t be invited by THEIR good friend Thomas Kramer to an after-party. Karent needs to know her place! I think everyone needs to know that they’re each and every one of them too young for after parties AND Azul. Commercial!
Two small cutaways this time – one in which Lisa washes her dogs and another in which Ana Facebook stalks Karent with her daughters. There’s a value I want to teach my teenagers. The three girls check out Karent’s photos and see the dentist posing with Sammy Sosa, Sofia Vergara and other stars of Latin descent. They agree that Karent’s a famewhore, and that they don’t want to defriend her because it’s fun to spy on her. Ladies, not that I’m on Karent’s side or anything, but you all look like assholes. Old ones.
Finally, it’s time to foreshadow Lea’s gala once more, so we go on a food tasting with her, Adriana and Joanna. The table’s horrible (a Tampa motel bathroom comes to mind…), the food looks stupid and the venue looks like a conference room. Thankfully, Joanna’s there! Girl’s a champ. She gets to the good stuff as soon as possible – here’s a brief transcript to give you an idea of how focused she is when it comes to gossip.
JOANNA: What’s the deal with you and Marysol?
LEA: I’m fine with Marysol, but she wasn’t asked back. We decided not to use her again. WE didn’t ask HER to do PR for us again. Is that crystal, crystal clear? No hurt feelings? It was about HER performance.
JOANNA: Got it. Adriana, I heard you were hitting on my boyfriend.
ADRIANA: Sort of, but I was only kidding.
JOANNA: I don’t believe, but I’m pretty sure I could kick your ass in a fight, so I’ll let it slide for now. But I’ve got my eye on you.
ADRIANA: Whatever, you wanna talk about Karent?
JOANNA: Do I?! Why do you hate her? She’s not a bad person.
ADRIANA: I know she’s not a bad person, but she makes me wanna slit my wrists. Also, I vouched for this bitch, and if she keeps making an ass out herself in MY social circle, someone’s gonna break my legs. I can’t live on a boat with two broke, Goddamn legs! I’m gonna confront her tonight.
JOANNA: Jeez, got it. Calm down.
LEA: I fucking love this shit.
Joanna, seeing the venom within Adriana, decides she needs to warn Karent or bitch is gonna be missing some of those fabulous teeth before she knows what hit her.
Elsewhere, Alexia is preparing for her first magazine launch party since her son’s accident, so naturally it’s the perfect time for Ana to stop by to bitch about Karent. Even Alexia’s sons participate which is kind of unnecessary, much like this scene. Basically, Alexia’s party is important and both she and Ana hate Karent. Who will be in attendance. What could go wrong?