RHOM Recap: Let’s Go to BiminyZzzzzzzzz…

Recaps

By Alejandra | Saturday, December 8, 2012 | 4:36 pm | 5 Comments
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Posted in: Real Housewives of Miami, Recaps

Alexia says over and over again that Karen’t just told everyone that she’d want to know if she was being cheated on.  Then she lets Lisa do her dirty work in telling Karen’t that there’s been talk of Rodolpho cheating.  Karen’t has a one second reaction of horror, and then remembers who she’s talking to.  She asks if Alexia saw it with her own eyes, and all the other women chime in with, “Oh! There are pictures!”  At that point, even Joanna’s like, “Oooooh, shit.”  Personally, I’m familiar with both Photoshop AND tabloids, so I’m still not convinced, but I live in reality that differs far from the one on this show. 

Karen’t, while naïve and probably in denial, doesn’t trust any of these girls as far as she can throw them, and totally knows that their concern is as fake as their bodies.  She clams up immediately, and refuses to continue the conversation.  Personally, I think she IS in total denial, but I like that she’s not giving these bitches an INCH of the satisfaction they so desperately want.  Score one (tiny) point for Karen’t. 

We end there, on a totally unsatisfying note, and the previews for next week show none of the physical violence we’ve all been hoping for, but, instead, more of Lea and Marysol arguing about who’s cooler.  Oy, see you then!

 

 

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    darlingclementine
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Love Lea in this ep, i need her to teach me lessons in fancyness!

    I noticed that the closet in the kids rooms has the same wire set-up as the ones in some cheapo apartments that I know of so man that room really was on the cheap side… made me feel good to see something familiar! haha

    Oh poor Karent… dont like her that much but I also dont hate the lady! probably does need to figure out the rodopholo thing at some point in her life though

  2. 2
    Tracy
    Posted December 9, 2012 at 7:19 am

    I hate to be a picky bitch but Bimini is spelled with an i.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 9, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    I think the producers had the ladies come back in because they were outside and all came in at the same time. Karen’T is delusional. Ok…now I’ll read the recap

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted December 10, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Best recap so far Alejandra considering the crap they gave you to work with.

    Is the missing James going to be discussed? Really getting tired of Lea. Not sure who she thinks she is, but the delusion is strong in that one. No way do I believe she is putting out or getting on her knees for that hubby of hers. I bet she just buys the jewelry and he is doing is legal assistants.

    Karant if you weren’t such a bitch before now I would feel sorry for you. You are playing the Teresa role pretending like nothing is wrong, you don’t do wrong etc. Ha ha to you.

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 10, 2012 at 10:47 am

    I like Leah because this is a shit show, 1. she knows it, 2. she eggs it on, and 3. she loves it.

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