Previously: Everyone noticed that Karent was the most annoying dentist that ever – that doesn’t read like much of an insult at first, but think about it. When you go to the dentist, at worst things are painfully yanked from your mouth and at best foreign fingers hang out in there for extended periods of time as you lie back and stare into nostrils.
According to some, she’s worse than all that. Not good.
We pick up right where we left off with Karent pulling up to the Venue cover party having just heard Joanna’s warning that Adriana will be all up in Karent’s giant grill. Uh-oh. Karent enters in fine style, looking gorgeous and getting her picture took with a bunch of people most of whom can’t stand her (see: Ana, Marysol, Elsa, innocent bystanders). Adriana looks on, clearly annoyed, and the whole experience leaves Elsa craving some serious vino (or that’s just her normal state of being), and Karent shouts that she wants some, too. Ana laughs and the party looks a lot like last week’s, so far. I gotta give Karent credit, though. She makes some serious nice with Ana, despite the alleged Rodolpho texting. Or maybe things just don’t stay in Karent’s head very long. You decide.
Elsa and Adriana sit down, and Alexia needs to step the fuck up on her VIP security because Elaine just waltzes right on in wearing the Swiss flag and sits down next to Elsa. If I didn’t love Elsa before, I sure as shit do now, because she looks at Elaine like a really overdressed cockroach just sat down next to her. She interviews that Elaine talks shit about Marysol who is HER DAUGHTER and she doesn’t like that. Duh. Elsa confronts Elaine, defending Marysol and in general being awesomely disdainful of everything about Elaine from his clothes to his obsession with that fucking “red rag”. BOOM. Mama Elsa just taught everyone how to throw the fuck down and out drag a drag queen. Elaine falls incredibly far in my estimation by accusing Elsa of having had too much to drink and claiming he doesn’t understand what the older woman is saying. Fucker. You know exactly what she’s saying. It’s why you sat down in the first place. Then Elsa tries to leave, then decides to stay (because she totally has had too much to drink, but that doesn’t make her any less right) and just tells Elaine not to touch her. Elaine does the first decent thing I’ve seen him do all season and leaves.
When it comes to tanning, generally you’ll want your face to be the same color as your shoulders.
What a fucking asshat. The feud with Marysol is baseless bullshit to begin with and then you go after the woman’s elderly mother?
“FOR SHAME. FOR SHAME ETERNAL.”