Jo decides that she’s going to make risotto like Ana taught her for a romantic dinner for Romain, and Lisa takes the opportunity to talk about how Lenny grunts at something he wants in a cookbook and she orders it for him. I’m uncomfortable. Lisa jokes that Joanna should just order in and tell Romain she cooked it. Jo thinks he’s too smart for that, and I agree. He would probably laugh his head off, though, so maybe not a bad move…
And now for our weekly dose of Robert, the world’s first eighth grade attorney. Luckily for him, his mom Ana keeps him out of trouble despite his insulting and awful jokes. Another thing that’s gumming up Ana and Robert’s divorce? They have a law practice together. Gross. Robert wants to dissolve the practice and start separate new ones, but if Ana has an opinion regarding this turn of events, we don’t hear it, she’s too distracted making Robert sign a pre-pre-nup and catching it on camera. She hilariously interviews that Robert gets taken advantage of a lot, so it’s up to her to make sure he doesn’t get gold-dug – for the children’s sake. Robert sounds like a stand-up guy.
Because we didn’t get enough of it at the actual party, Lisa heads over to Karent’s mom’s house to rehash the fight at Alexia’s party. Karent dishes and Lisa that she, like me, thinks it’s bullshit the way Adriana and Alexia handled themselves. She also calls them fat, which is AWESOME. Not true, but awesome. When Karent tells Lisa that Alexia talked shit about the new girls needing to “know their place,” that does not sit well with Lisa at all. So much so that I’m DYING for a confrontation to go down with either Adriana or Alexia so the trailer park can come outta Lisa and teach these puntas how we do it outside Coral Gables.
On the other side of the fence, Ana visits Alexia who’s playing with Frankie outside. The kid does look like he’s doing better, but it’s clear he suffered some brain damage. All joking aside, I hope he makes a full recovery. It looks like Alexia kind of realizes how overboard her behavior was because she admits to Ana that the “Cuban” came out on Karent. But then she and Ana proceed to claim that Karent deserved it and spend the rest of the segment cutting her to shreds. If you have too much going on to worry about Karent, don’t send your son inside so you can talk about her on a reality show.
And now for a very special episode… Joanna is looking on Romain’s computer and has found… flirtatious texts and emails from almost a year before. !!!!! She calls Marta and explains that “something” (a producer) told her to check (delve through) Romain’s email, and she’s found he had a pretty emotional affair with someone earlier that year. It’s pretty bad, but it looks very staged. I believe that it happened, but I don’t believe this is the first time she’s heard about it. Oh well, for the sake of the recap, Romain bad! Feel sorry for Joanna. Commercial!