Then Ana brings up the fact that Joe Francis was obviously brought there as a prop, and we’re back to Lea and Ana screaming at each other. Lea claims she had no idea that Joe was going to bring up sleeping with the Krupa sisters and Ana claims to have talked to Joe Francis who allegedly reveals that he and Lea cooked up the whole thing. Lea stands up again, and Ana throws more age-jabs Lea’s way. Guess which pair of ladies Andy doesn’t even try to resolve anything between?
And in case anyone had any questions about whether Joanna was a prostitute or in a fetish porn, she wasn’t in either. She spends 20 minutes explaining that while she DID do “Girls Gone Wild,” she was a host, and never naked. Also, while she DID make a foot fetish movie, it was just tickling and totally innocent notporn. Finally, while she DID take pictures for Maxim that made her LOOK like a prostitute, an escort website stole said pictures, and she never actually was a prostitute. Okay, fine Girl.
But seriously – you need to surround yourself with better people.
Ugh, let’s all welcome Alexia back (insert fake applause here) and DAMN – WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER CHEST? She looks like a female gladiator.
All joking aside, her son wasn’t supposed to live, and if he was, he was supposed to have been a vegetable, and now he’s walking and talking. That is absolutely wonderful, and I am genuinely happy for Alexia, Frankie and their family.
That said, her older son beat up a homeless guy… that happened. Alexia does her best to find a leg to stand on, but she has some trouble. She chalks Peter’s behavior up to his trouble dealing with Frankie’s accident, but when she calls him, “harmless,” and says that “he loves homeless people,” I can’t help but roll my eyes. I don’t know what else she could have said, so I guess I don’t think a Bravo Reunion is the place to talk about these matters. Why? Because in twenty seconds we go from talking about Alexia’s family to talking about Karen’t bringing up Frankie at the Venue party. The priorities here are getting skewed.
Regarding that, Alexia was pissed because Karen’t only brought up Frankie when Karen’t needed ammunition, and apparently never in the two months previous that the two had spent hanging out. Karen’t disagrees, claiming there were calls and texts. Then Alexia acknowledges that there were phone calls, but only one or two. So, what’s the issue? Andy can’t find it either, so he pounces on the fact that she mentioned Rodolpho and asks her how they know each other. Alexia says that he was on the cover of Venue one month, and Karen’t, because she’s not nor will she ever be a cool kid, rolls her eyes and says that if Alexia wanted to call Rodolpho a “nobody,” she shouldn’t have had him on the Venue cover. Ana’s all, “I called him a nobody,” and Alexia’s all, “Yeah!” It’s really deep here, y’all.