We return and it’s ELSA TIME!!! Yay!! Basically all everyone does is blow smoke up her ass, but I don’t give a fuck. She remains awesome. Andy gives us a great Elsa montage, and she watches it with glee. Also, she looks much younger in what she’s wearing than the other ladies.
She says that nothing that’s been said in the reunion has been said with the heart. Hey, she’s not wrong. She’s not surprising, but she’s not wrong. Then she calls out Joanna for calling her a prostitute, which is confusing, but still hilarious. Joanna works really hard to establish that she called Elsa the “DEVIL” and not a “prostitute” and Elsa snits that the devil’s worse. Trap!
Lea, who shits on Marysol, she’s fine with, though. And as for Thomas Kramer, she doesn’t speak to that asshole anymore because that’s how Elsa rolls. Perhaps if he had apologized, but he never did, and that was that. Finally, as for her surgery, she refuses to discuss it – she claims people in the room aren’t spiritual enough. I agree with her not talking about it – it’s nobody’s business after all. Good for Elsa. Or should I say, good for Madonna’s spiritual leader. Because that happened.
It’s coming to a close, this reunion, and it’s time to discuss the future. Ana is still sad about her divorce, but she’s moving on. Lisa and Lenny are still going to try to have kids, but so far, no joy. Marysol is over Phillipe, but seeing all the footage makes her cry. Surprise, surprise. Adriana is still PROBABLY getting married in the Spring, so I’ll believe that when I fucking see it. Joanna’s in pretty much the same place – wants a fairytale wedding, but no rush. Oh, jeez, man – RUSH. The fact that he hasn’t left already means he’s a damn keeper, wandering penis or not. Karen’t’s over Rodolpho and… keeps on smiling. So who knows what’s up with her because that smile has a thousand meanings. As for Lea, we all know her future holds diamonds, diamonds and more diamonds, so Andy asks her what future she sees for the group. She says that reality TV brings out the best and the worst in people, and she apologizes if she’s reacted to the worst in people by showcasing the worst in herself.
And that was it for this season, Gasmii. Thank you, thank you THANK YOU for being such supportive readers and the best audience I could ask for. Your love and responses each week made every minute with these idiots (and Elsa) worth it.
Love love love:-)