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Now that LapBand has some liquid courage in her, she’s decided to follow in Caro’s footsteps and turn into MegaCunt towards poor Lindsay, telling her “I cannot picture you having any rhythm.”…
how much rhythm do you need to slap someone?
Lindsay takes it very graciously and says it’s all right, Albie also subtly abuses her says the same thing to her all the time. If I could talk to Lindsay right now, I wouldn’t tell her to be a lady, vacuum, do laundry, or buy fruit… I would tell her to run fast fast fast, little girl, RUN!
Well, it’s been a good time so far, but nobody is paying attention to Mel, so she makes sure to hand her iPod to the DJ and demand that he play the remix of her latest single “Cockstar” while she gets up on a dance platform… with toilet paper stuck to her shoes…
actually, this is a gift to us all
Then she pulls Lindsay up on stage with her and they dance while LapBand fumes in the corner and tells us she is sooooonot jealous of Lindsay’s amazing bod, it’s Daddy Manzo’s fault she’s genetically fat. Meanwhile, Mel’s up on stage totally oblivious to her embarrassing TP shoeccessories (and the numerous side-eye glances she’s getting from the queens in the bar)…
leaving Midge free to explore his deepest fantasies
Mel tells us that there is no chance Midge is gay, I mean no way at all...
but then why does he love it so much when I dress like Cher?
Finally it’s time for Gay Roomie Greg to have cake and blow out his candles. Then an insanely hungry LapBand lunges for the cake but misses and sends it crashing into Chris’ face (and all over the floor) instead…
just a preview of the kind of services you can get at CaFeces™!
I bet the bar staff just loved cleaning all that shit up afterwards. And there we are! Next week we get a much-needed dose of Patti LaBelle…
looks like she’s caught her first whiff of BLK
Also, Midge makes more lewd comments to Mel to prove he isn’t gay, Gia accuses Mel of lip-synching at BEATSUCKS, and Albie might have to choose between Lindsay and BLK.
Thank you guys so much for letting me hang out here with you, and for taking the time to read my electroscribblies, I really appreciate all the comment love and insight. ChickBomb will be back with next week’s episode, and since there was so much dancing going on in this episode, I’d like to leave you with a little of my own…
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