“Would you like to do something?” asks Mel. You know it! Mel says she would love to see it, and it would go down in history. Then she admonishes Ter to just get in her car and go. But Ter isn’t ready, cause she’s spied Kim Whoever lounging on a curb and calls her over to testify to the argument. Honey, I took notes on this argument and I can’t tell you what the hell happened.
As they stand there yelling across from each other in the parking, I notice that they look exactly alike, which of course is the root of the whole problem. “You’re the aunt of my son, and I’m gonna walk away,” says Mel. And she does. She goes back inside and tells the hyenas that she’s ready to go. Meanwhile, everyone else at the Solstice party is unsuccessfully trying to hold in laughter.
This was so worth the ticket price.
Naturally, Caroline has to jump back in to tell Mel that she and Midge night have to walk away from their family for their own family security. Oh, like Dina did? Can’t wait to hear that story, Lady Lofty. Ter tells Kim Whoever that it was all her brother’s fault. Mel apologizes to Tia, who got we know exactly what she wanted by invited RHONJ to her party, but pretends she feels bad.
While Caroline’s busy scheming how Mel’s going to get back at Ter, Rosie manages to escape into the parking lot. “Ro!” Ter yells when she sees her. Then she asks why her brother is causing problems. “Don’t tell me, tell your brother,” says Rosie, “You guys gotta talk.” I’m so sorry, where was this philosophy at the start of this whole fight? Eh, who cares, we all got what we wanted out of it.
Ter asks Mel if Midge is home right now, while she’s good and livid, and Mel says she has no idea. “So you don’t know where your husband is?” Ter sneers joyously. Wait, who are you accusing of cheating on who here? Poor Ter, she might be more confused than I am at this point. Mel tells her to drive away because she’s embarrassing herself. Then she goes back inside so that Caroline can further keep out of things by telling Mel to stop lowering herself.
Well, I”m dizzy and nauseous..you? See you back here next time for more more more! Kisses, CB
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