Next, Sonja stops by the Crummie Tummie offices to speak with Heatherie. Heather is coming up with all sorts of names for people. Today, Sonja is Sweet Pea. Sweet Pea calls Heather “the real deal” in her camera interview. Heather is encouraging of Sonja’s multiple ventures, as opposed to Ramona Grigio, and also offers to help find a graphic artist to help with the logo instead of a notepad to write down a bunch of rambling barked-out suggestions (shouldn’t be too harsh, they were good, practical suggestions).
Heather had such a great time with the ladies that her husband suggested she ask the ladies to meet up after her business plans in London. Sonja’s instantly all in. Heather suggests inviting Carole, which she does on conference call. Heatherie calls Carole what sounds like “Razzy Razzy Razz” and “Mama Boo” and although she has to work on her book, Razzy Razzy Razz Mama Boo calls Heather “Lovie” and will be joining the ladies across the pond. Heatherie Lovie is so excited she even lets out another “Holla”. Heather has now officially killed “Holla” and the “ie” sound.
Did she just say Mama Boo?
Ramona wants Mario and Carole to meet, so the three of them get together for lunch. Mario’s having a beer, so Carole joins him, along with sharing his reading glasses and wanting to order the same entree. Mario and Carole had some great chemistry between them that would have intimidated most women, but not Ramona. Why should she worry when she can obliterate them both with her atomic eye beams. Mario knows this, too. Watching Ramona talk with food in her mouth proves nothing can stop Ramona from talking, not even tuna tartare.
Bonding over beer and bifocals.
When Carole is talking about how cute and flirty Mario and Ramona are, even after all of that time, Ramona says that she loves Mario’s fragrance. His fragrance makes her feel calm and secure. Ramona should bottle that scent and spray it all over LuAnn and Heather.
Now, honey, put that knife away.
LuAnn and Jacques are in the park with Noel riding his skateboard. It makes one wonder if Noel broke up with a producer’s daughter because he’s not getting a very good edit this season. Last week, we learned that he’s on the brink of failing French, while this week we see him take a tumble on his skateboard and a flashback video of him break dancing. Hoping to convince viewers of her youth, LuAnn takes a ride on the skateboard while being held by Jacques. Sad to say, it will take more than youthful indiscretion to roll back the years on those ovaries.
Sorry you fell, dahling, but it’s Thursday, so I won’t be able to console you until the weekend.
I’m going to give you a big push into this curb. Ready?!?
Aviva has a delusion that Ramona is a jewelry expert, so she brings her along to shop for Reid’s wedding ring that she plans to present to him on their anniversary. While shopping, Aviva receives a call from Heather inviting her to London, along with Carole and Sonja…no mention of Ramona. This is very awkward, especially since Aviva took the call on speaker. Finally, maybe this pot is coming to a boil. Unlike Sweet Pea and Mama Boo, Aviva needs to talk to her husband since it’s only a girl trip. More machines and phobias, no doubt.
You’re not invited? I thought the the theme was drunk and crazy.
Ramona can’t help but get a “Heather talks too much” dig in by asking how she can get any work done since she’s always nattering. Me thinks someone’s feelings are hurt. Aviva picks up on it and asks Ramona if she was invited. No, of course she wasn’t. After picking out the ring, they head out for coffee since Ramona says it’s too early for wine. Enjoy that. Note it in your journals and calendars. You’ll never hear that again.