Things are going well until Carole brings up the energy of the room, that it’s different without Ramona. Even more drastic of a change in energy, is bringing up the change in energy. Sonja describes Ramona as an acquired taste–so is haggis, I’ve heard.
Why did she just bring up Ramona?
Ramona can’t help but bring up Heather during their dinner. She imitates Heather as a faker with a pageant smile plastered on her face. Let’s just say Ramona is not ready for her close up. Reid asks Ramona if she has this problem with any other women, which she denies. Mario qualifies it by saying not presently. The husbands are having a great time laughing while the ladies are focused on gossip.
That’s how I shake my prey once I get my pit bull mouth on it!
Aviva invites Mario and Ramona to join them at their place in Miami. As she’s accepting, Ramona starts choking again, except all of the Heimlichers sit by watching her choke, including her husband who takes a big sip of wine. Let’s not all jump up at once, guys.
Soooo, anyone else want some more wine?
Back to London, LuAnn is feeling inspired for her new song by Pleather’s gangster chic. Seriously, yo! During a discussion about the use of Polaroid pictures, Pleather name drops that her friend owns Polaroid, yo! Put “yo” in the pile with “holla” as officially dead. Gee, thanks, Heather. You’re off the chain!
I must capture and unleash her gangsta essence…in a song.
Before heading to bed, the tipsy ladies decide to play a sex question game. Warning: If you have a weak stomach, move on to the next paragraph and do not read the following sentence. All you need to know is that LuAnn did “it” on a ping pong table under the moonlight. See, bet you’re regretting not fast-forwarding to the next paragraph, aren’t you? Wait, before moving on, have to ask if she did that trick with the ping pong balls? That would be some ferrealz gap minding. Quit bitching, you were gonna have to get the brain bleach out anyway.
Next week, the countess and princess go full-on one-upping cage match and Sonja kicks off her catering business at the anniversary party for Aviva and Reid. There will be crumb trays–and blood.
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