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Now, something other than “excluded” and “cool girls”. Aviva is planning her 5th anniversary party and asks Sonja if she’d be willing to cater it for approximately 40-50 people. Sonja is flattered and excited to get Sonja In The City off of the ground. Not many women would have a caterer who slept with her ex-husband for her 5th anniversary, but Aviva seems to be completely over Harry. However, she is not okay with pizza bagels from the toaster oven. Damn, that is Sonja’s specialty.
Sonja has a full intern posse. What does Sonja do that requires anywhere from one to three interns a day, you ask? It’s very complex emailing, faxing, and poop pill administration. I cannot imagine a college giving credit for such things, but hey, what do I know. One poor intern said that her alarm clock failed, but did it really? Sonja wants to know if she was with an old boyfriend? Was she with a one night stand? Just tell the truth or you get poop pill duty.
We see the inner workings of the Morgan estate and learn many new things about Sonja. She drinks plenty of aluminum-rich tap water as a term of her Pellegrino avoidance financial plan, American Express owed her $1.45, and she discovered on vacation that if she avoids two of her pills, she is able to have sex in the afternoon. Exposing college students to poop pills and legal bill shuffling is the answer to educational reform, after all. She’s even named it the Sonja Morgan School of Hard Knockers–she’s gotta get those fixed someday. Poor Sonja, even an online dating service dumped her into the “un-matchable” pile–maybe if she wore a Carole suit…
If three interns seems like a lot for emailing and faxing, consider that she had 75 staff members, five houses, and a yacht while she was still married. Wouldn’t it have been fun to intern then?
Carole met Peyman at Sonja’s party, so she is meeting him again for drinks in a less noisy environment. He is a very nicely dressed, handsome man. Carole asks about him and learns he is a men’s custom clothes designer, is straight, not a Republican, never been married, and….31-years-old. It is disappointing, however, to learn that he is not a rare pussy, but instead, a rare species. You gotta see this scene to get it. All in all, it was a good date for research purposes.
Ramona received some award that she thinks is like the Oscars. Nothing eventful with this scene except the speaker following Ramona’s “You Can Have it All” speech openly disagreed, which set off a little bulgy eye-itis and twitching. Kanye couldn’t have killed her buzz any better.
Before Heather’s planned therapeutic shopping trip, Ramona and Carole meet up for a drink. Ramona is seeking advice from Cool Cat Carole on how to deal with Heather. Carole encourages Ramona to ditch her plan to confront Heather, but Ramona offers up a good bit of resistance and some weird “nin nin nin nin” sounds and bouncy twitching. Carole is a cool cat for not running out of the door. Instead, she starts laughing when Ramona says she is calm. Yes, as calm as a cat at a rocking chair convention.