Sister Wives Recap: Polygamist Teen Road Trip!!

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   LadyBaldy
   Posted June 13, 2012 at 3:08 pm

   GAAAGH! The sentence that starts “Kody’s favorite thing about My Sister Wife’s Closet” is supposed to have strikethrough font where is says “is that it was Robyn’s idea.” Teachable moment – don’t proofread in a hurry.

   Carry on

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   Chicken Lips
   Posted June 13, 2012 at 4:47 pm

   Actually, LB – I thought the part about everyone being really excited about it was what was supposed to have the strikethrough. Ha!

   So, if this is how Christine reacts when the kid *says* “fuck”, will her head explode when he stops saying it and starts doing it? Actually, I think that Logan probably wouldn’t do anything that would disappoint his parents, but those two brothers that started kicking each other’s ass – you know the girls will fall all over the tough guys and they’ll be able to get a little sumthin’ sumthin’.

   And did we only see Janelle’s Utah house? What about the other sides? Who lives there now? Do they still own it? Now that THE MAN isn’t out to get them just for that and they can’t seem to find 4 empty plots together in the middle of the friggin’ desert, will they move back? I need answers, yo!

   One other thing – how is Robin handling the bulk of this episode not being about her? I hope she hasn’t taken to her room and has become dehydrated from all the tears she shed.

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   fancyface
   Posted June 13, 2012 at 8:14 pm

   @chickenlips…Not possible. She keeps LIV products by her bed, in her purse, diaper bag, & her lady parts, so since it helped Truly stop throwing up because she was always dehydrated, she has a good chance of survival.

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   Chicken Lips
   Posted June 13, 2012 at 9:40 pm

   @Fancyface – Oh my sugar, I can’t believe I forgot about LIV. How could I be so dumb?! LIV keeps you hydrated and removes the sting when the attention isn’t on you constantly. Boy, I wish I could get myself some LIV. Think the Family Brown might be able to hook a sista up? =)

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   kthxbai
   Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:57 am

   I’ve got a theory that a lot of networks have been trying to decide if “fuck” is enough like “butt” and “boobs” yet to quit beeping it out. Because this week between getting featured on this show and The Bachelorette you can find a lot of people talking about it.

   And just like you’d expect it’s mostly older religious people that even notice it anymore. Plus it’s gotten so international that you can say

   “that fucker was so fucked it wouldn’t fucking do fuck till those fuckers spent all fucking night fucking around with it and now it’s like fucking new so for fuck’s sake get the fuck away from it and don’t fuck it up again”

   and everybody in the world will understand it. Even if English isn’t on even their little bit list.

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   snowshoecat
   Posted June 14, 2012 at 7:17 am

   Kthxy, I really do wish that you would watch your language. I mean REALLY. I simply cannot tell you exactly how fucking offended I am.

   Hmmmmmmph.

   My grandpa would swear in German and it sounded so much better than in English. And merde has such a lovely ring to it. Scheiss sounds like a skiing term.

   It won’t be long before fuck will be as accepted as damn or hell.

   Unless a language police takes over if we become too conservative.

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   snowshoecat
   Posted June 14, 2012 at 7:21 am

   As a battle-scarred veteran of teen acting out, I am so impressed with the Brownlets. They are such amazing kids, and I am sure they aren’t following a script. It’s just too natural.

   Think I’ll go shopping for a couple of sister wives.

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   mere2142
   Posted June 14, 2012 at 10:20 am

   It appeared that the Utah house is still in the family – I believe one of Meri’s sister’s owns it now if I recall the captions correctly.

   I LOVE Janelle! Her parenting skills are awesome. I think she needs her own show – imagine Janelle teaching Teresa Guidice how to control Milania. I would pay to see that!

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   Closet fan
   Posted June 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm

   I agree….. I want answers too. Plus, I can’t believe that they cant find them a builder for one big house. Maybe the wives don’t want it anymore.

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    AmyOops
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Ooh @Closet fan good point. I had wondered the same thing but never considered they don’t WANNA. Now that I think about it the wives have all mentioned (this or maybe last season) they thoroughly enjoy their OWN homes.

    Awesome recap, BTW!!!

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    Pageant-grandma
    Posted June 16, 2012 at 1:10 am

    I kinda pride myself on my parentingskills– but I would so send both of my teenage boys to janelle-land if it meant they’d turn out like her kids. Even hunter,who struggled so much with the move, seems like he’s going to be okay. This show wouldtotally be watchable were it not for k-douche. I’m even sor of starting to like Robyn.

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    Pat Ledoux
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 10:54 am

    LB PLEASE hurry with last night’s recap (6/17). Meri said something awesome and I want to see if you caught it!