Sister Wives Recap: Q and A…AGAIN

By LadyBaldy | Thursday, June 21, 2012 | 12:00 pm | 30 Comments

Tagged: christine, janelle, kody brown, LadyBaldy, meri, polygamy, reality, recap, robyn, sarcastic, sister wives, tlc, TLC is not even trying, tvgasm, vegas

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Madison tells the cutest story – when she was five, told Logan she was scared and he said he was not afraid of anything and that he would protect her from anything (even tornadoes). Kody calls Logan the perfect oldest child and I cannot argue with that! Also, how cute is THIS:

ADORABLE!

Another hard-hitting question: what is everyone’s favorite food? Christine’s Mock-tapioca – a fluffy cream of wheat style cereal thing and everyone LOOVES it. Their enthusiasm for this dish has made me curious. They’ve posted the recipe online here. Someone make this and tell us all how it is.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS! Has Sin City tempted the family at all? They all laugh about the hookers because – obvies – they’re not into prostitutes. I bet no one in that room can even say the word “penis” out loud.

Kody rephrases the question to the teens: do they face more or less alcohol / drugs / etc in Vegas than they did in Utah? Madison says things are more accessible here but it was put in front of her more in Utah. The lines were blurred in Utah whereas in Vegas it’s more black and white: you’re either a goody two shoes or a party animal nightmare but it’s one or the other. Logan chimes in and says that you can be both, and Kody tells him to be wise with his choices. Hmmm. Logan is making out, saying fuck and maybe even dabbling in the booze? After being uber responsible and perfect for so long, is Logan rebelling? Or just pushing Kody’s buttons? This face makes me think its the latter:

“You are SOOOO easy, hahahaha!”

The adults agree that there is no temptation for them. Robyn doesn’t know how to gamble, so Mykelti starts to explain slot machines to her much to Kody’s chagrin. HAHA!

The next question is the one that TLC showed during the promo / opening intro / before each commercial: What does Kody take to take care of his wives sexually because she wants some for her husband. Mykelti’s reaction says it all:

“WHYYYYYYYYYY???”

Everyone is pretty much horrified by this question. Kody kicks out the teens, and Logan asks why they didn’t send them out before the question was asked. Looks like a little Karma from Dad for the “you can be both comment”:

“I boned your moms! Well look who is SOOOO easy now, hahaha!”

The teens don’t put up much of a fight; they bail quickly, clearly scarred. Kody says he is not comfortable answering the question. They don’t talk about their sex lives, not even with each other, period. Then why make the teens leave?

Another question from someone who does not watch the show: do the wives have different roles, like cleaning wife, bedroom wife, shopping wife? Why is TLC wasting our time with this question? Meri says that they all do everything. Duh.

Kody likes the next question: how many wives can you have and what is your religion specifically? According to Kody, they’re Mormon Fundamentalists. He compares the difference with his church and the Mormon church to the split between Catholics and Protestants. It’s fun watching Kody explain religion:

“So this is the church…wait…how do I make the steeple with my hands again?”

So there’s no wife limit but it gets crazy after 4. I think four wives looks pretty crazy, but that’s just me. Brigham Young had 27+. Kody wants to make sure he is nurturing and respecting each relationship. Meri chimes in – they knew right off the bat that they were going to be polygamist, but they were picky about who they selected to marry. Apparently they courted another woman who Meri became close to but it didn’t work out. Christine says four is a lovely number and she is fine with being done. YEAH, WE KNOW.

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1

Boladasa

Posted June 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Why do they do these Q and A shows? They are so boring!! I’d rather watch the teenagers sit around talking at a Starbucks, or Cody run up and down the streets to the four closets looking for his favorite orange sherbert shirt for 30 minutes than put up with this yawner show!
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alice carroll

Posted June 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm

these women are always crying or unhappy but say they love their faith..not once have they told the true about their faith..and when they get into faith instead of picking up the book of mormon they use the bible??? really???
3

kthxbai

Posted June 21, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Maybe them being boring is supposed to be on purpose? To show that even though they’re polygamists their life us just as uninteresting as regular people. Except for the part about being from TV and getting nervous about Media Week.

I was disappointed they didn’t tell us more about their special Mormon safer kissing rules. Are they supposed to put Saran wrap on their face 1st or what?

The part about people in Vegas not judging them as much did make me feel better though. About them all getting up rooted. Because you’re right about regular Mormons and polygamy. They’re more embarrassed about that than the stuff about everybody that’s not whitesome and delightsome being marked by the curse of God.

You’re also right about the only place kids from religious families are even supposed to talk to other kids being at their religious events. Any religion. At least the Browns let theirs go to school and talk to kids there. So it’s good to know they’re not as bad off as they could be.

The other day you said something about Bozo caring about how his kids feel or something. For a while I thought maybe it’s just that you’re nicer than me. Like most people are.

But then when he just threw away that sweet story of the 2 girls that bonded and turned into real sisters I thought Nah. I was right the 1st time. Like the way he says I instead of we. When he’s supposed to be talking about him and the swives. Oh and you didn’t miss him saying anything else about the sisters. Because he didn’t. Honey Badger don’t give a shit!

I hate having to agree with Robyn. But they’ve got a better chance at making rent if they learn a trade. At least if they’re planning to stay in USA. For a lot of reasons that aren’t about TV.
4

mere2142

Posted June 21, 2012 at 2:05 pm

‘Kody sums it up by saying that you should exploit the things that are wonderful and ignore the things are not. I don’t even have the words to express how much this annoys me.’

I’m right there with you LB. I wanted to go thru thru the tv and pull his Sammy Hagar hair when he said this. It’s like he thinks he gets a free pass to act like a douche because he has 4 wives though I do believe Meri and Robyn are on board with this ridiculous statement.
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notwithoutmytv

Posted June 21, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Logan is known to the teenage girls of Nevada as “The Plumber”.

If you know what I mean.

And I think you do.
6

Closet fan

Posted June 21, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Like I have said before I want to follow this show forever. I want to see which ones choose plural marriages. The only one who has said for sure is Meri’s daughter. I think that they all love having so many siblings but they see how lonely it can be for the wives. They really seem like great kids.
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maryedith

Posted June 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I’ve never watched this show but this season something I watch comes on before it so I see the “scenes from last week” before the dvr cuts off. And every single time, every single woman is crying. Except for one who looks angry. They’re all sitting on a couch crying. Or walking down a driveway, crying. It cracks me up because the guy just looks perplexed in a douchebag way.
8

Chicken Lips

Posted June 21, 2012 at 7:44 pm

My vote is that Robyn wasn’t comforting her “bestie” because the attention wasn’t being heaped on her and there was really nothing in it for her and even the original “Attention Whore (but not in a skanky whore way)” knew it was way not cool to shout “I’ll move into your house when you kick it, Meri!” after Meri’s story.

The first season I didn’t really like Janelle – she seemed like too much of a gold fish. Little did I know that in actually she is a badass! Now I love her, especially now that I read the story about how she picked up and left and made a life for herself but came back not for DoucheDad but so her kids would be with their siblings. You just keep on keepin’ on Janelle.
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Tapnfeet99

Posted June 21, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Anyone else wondering why the fattest mom has the thinnest teenagers???
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Tapnfeet99

Posted June 21, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Btw, Madison is gorgeous with the light blonde hair.
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Tapnfeet99

Posted June 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm

The question is, who gave Robyn Herpes and is she spreading it to the other SDubs via Kody?
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Tapnfeet99

Posted June 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Anyone want to set up a donation collection to the Get Logan Some Proactive Fund?
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Too-Old-To-Care

Posted June 22, 2012 at 2:45 am

With the money they’re bringing in from the show, I’m sure the clan could build a 4-wing house to share rather than pay 4 separate rents. Maybe find condos in the same complex, buy an apartment building and knock out some walls, etc. (Does any of the wives have construction experience? You *know* Kody won’t dirty his fingernails with real work.)

Speaking of which has Kody ever held a job? Even before the show? I saw the real estate episode where he was whining about having to do the “dirty work” like hanging an Open House sign before he could get into the selling (fun) part of the job. Other than that, he hasn’t shown any interest in contributing to the family financially.

He’s like a 15-year old boy with a sense of entitlement and no connection to the real world.
Witness the constant grin, no matter what emotion those around him are experiencing.
The obvious priority his hair and sports car take over anything else.

The expectation that everything will be taken care of for him by the wives – he seems to make no contribution to home maintenance, child care, or anything else other than having a good time.

I almost gagged when he went through his requirements for a son-in-law. “Must be able to hold a good job and support his wife, etc. ”

I didn’t recognize Kody in any of the points on his list. Maybe he wants to be sure none of the daughters end up with a sea slug like himself.
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Ashash

Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:18 am

@Tapnfeet99 No one is wondering that. You seem needlessly rude as hell. Anyone else wondering how a dickbag like this learned to type in complete sentences? Anyone wondering why the jerk took up space for four posts when he said nothing of any importance?
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notwithoutmytv

Posted June 22, 2012 at 8:58 am

I don’t know. I was wondering all the things Tapnfeet99 asked….

Any one of those questions would have been enlightening on the Q+A than “What are the wives’ favorite foods?”
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KartofflMuter

Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:18 am

As long as you keep picking Robyn and Kody apart,you won’t notice that-some men say stupid things when emotional things happen. The women are crying over Meri’s story-4 women crying. Robyn is wiping away a tear. I like Robyn. I don’t see the problem except that she and Christine are the prettiest. She seems to have had a difficult divorce. It gave her some extra grit. Then she took the leap to trust again. She trusted a part-time husband,and 3 full-time sisters. If I were her- and at my age,I have had a lot of difficult life experiences- I would settle for the 3 sisters aspect. Men ALWAYS let you down. That’s a given. Jesus wasn’t happy with his father. Mary-not that happy with Joseph. Cain and Abel? Adam and Eve? Over a damn pomegranate? And who started that fight-A male Godhead? I’ll take a sisterwife, anyday.
The greatest successful ” divide and conquer ” in the history of the world has been the war between Mars and Venus. We ware taught from childhood to aspire to marriage-big white $100,000 wedding. Doves. We are given bride dolls.
Boys-guns,math,excel, be better, warrior, Football,go kill, don’t communicate-just grunt and show your muscles-if you couldn’t cut the math,or what-ev. My husband pretends he can’t hear me.
After 40 years of hearing NO ANSWER or “Hm.”…
“Cool” ,my peeps, would be a dream come true.
“Cool”. would Not be shallow or insensitive. It would be Fucking something. It would say-”4 wives-and I’m still listening !”
Because I have a man who has-NOT 19 kids and 4 wives.It’s just me. And he has selective inattention Do you really think,most of us,after sticking with the doofus of our choice,for 40 years,3 kids,tragedy,etc.can leave?
How many of you actually talk back to your husband (or are women?) and how long have you been married?
And who is the wage earner?
I am female,unemployed-first because my in-laws moved in 2 weeks after the wedding (They couldn’t make it for the wedding so they stayed for the honeymoon and tried to stay for the divorce.)After that,I followed my husband’s career, stayed home for my children,and became a chronic pain whatever by 1979. Life over. In case you wonder how come she couldn’t work? I was a ballerina,with a disintegrating spine. I can stand up for 5 minutes at a time. Bitter? Don’t ask.And yes-I love my husband,and when one after another disaster ,foreclosure,bankruptcy,unemployment,floods,(do I hear locusts?) 3 lawyers who absconded, 0 friends and neighbors, cabin fever and death doesn’t intervene,we get along brilliantly. I’m sure the Browns do too. Would you like to be put under a microscope? Words words words.
Skinny/slim/ starved. Fat/plump/obese/tall /gangly/lanky/ shrewd/sly/sneaky
There’s a commercial on TV. I don’t remember what they are selling .I hardly ever do. I grade effectivness. It’s a graduation commercial. Black man and son. Must be a cell phone family plan. They say barely anything. There are subtitles in “manspeak.” Find it. That’s my point.
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sweetblondie

Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:21 am

Agree Ashash: Tapnfeet99 = douche.

Notwithoutmytv: I’m obviously more niave than I thought…what is a “plumber”?

Janelle = First degree asskicker. Like, Ripley kind of asskicking. Love her.

Also, I love how easy it is to know which kid belongs to which mom because of the uncanny resemblences! And it’s nice to get a little perspective on how Little Meri, Little Janelle, Little Christine must’ve looked.
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KartofflMuter

Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:26 am

“I look forward to your letters and coments.” Not
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sweetblondie

Posted June 22, 2012 at 11:33 am

Dear KartofflMuter,

Yay drugs!

Sincerely,
Sweetblondie
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snowshoecat

Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Since Vegas is divided unequally, I wish we had heard questions from the majority. Vegas was founded, financed and owned by Mormons who are the majority living very nicely off of those of us who fly in to give them our money. They would have had interesting questions if they had been in the casino to ask them, and they were too busy raising their families and making money to ask. Or to care.

TaterMom, it is sad that you have had a rough life. Lots of us have. What doesn’t kill us makes us strong. I am a very strong woman without a trace of bitterness.

I think the kids especially are terrific, and the moms have done wonderful things raising them Each and every one. Can’t say Kody has done much as a dad mainly because it wouldn’t be easy to be a hands-on dad one week out of a month.
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mere2142

Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:06 pm

@sweetblondie – I had just read that post and was trying to make sense of it all but I gotta say, you’re response could not be more perfect! I literally LOL’ed here at my desk at work reading it.
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tapnfeet99

Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Thanks notwithoutmytv. Why is everyone so sensitive? This is a satirical commentary website. We don’t come on here to be PC. BTW, i was on acne meds as a teen. You are allowed to joke about it. Part of the hideousness we have to go through as teens. And geez, this is one of my favorite shows and families so chill out!
23

kthxbai

Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:38 pm

@KartofflMuter Everybody know’s Janelle’s the prettiest!
24

sweetblondie

Posted June 22, 2012 at 12:45 pm

@mere2142,

thanks much…now, back to work! *cracks whip*
25

Mummy Butterfly

Posted June 22, 2012 at 8:51 pm

@KartofflMuter – your post made me sad. Maybe I’m a lucky one, ALL the MEN in my life haven’t failed me. I was taught I could be anything I wanted to be, my daddy loved telling me I was pretty when I was wearing a pretty dress, but he also enjoyed teaching me the difference between a running back and the quarterback. I’ve had men fail me in my life, but I’ve had plenty of women fail me, too. And I’ve had men who have stuck by me and loved me through the worst. Sorry, your post may be true for YOU, but it’s not true for the world and everyone else.

And if you didn’t want comments, why post on a site full of…you know, people who comment?

As far as Logan needing acne medicine – my sister had the same problem and made the choice to try and live with it until she was in college. I wonder if Logan has just decided it’s not worth it to really “fight his acne”. OR – this IS with him “fighting it” (poor kid). I think he’s pretty cute, anyway, but it isn’t an easy thing to live with as a teen…
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thisbuggs4u

Posted June 22, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Ok I am going to assume that this shit is shot out of order because, it the epi where the older kids went to Utah for spring break, when they were all talking on the couch Logan looked like his face had cleared up..but then sometimes they show him with how his face looks in that picture…Oh to be a teenager again…those akward years…I hate to say this but it is either going to be Logan or Hunter that go down that crazy path and end up with a baby momma soon! You know Janelle would be pissed at first, but then she will be like, ok, now what can we do to provide for this new addition…Yay for Janelle getting her RL. It is nice to see that one of them is actually working!!
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Andyourlittledogtoo

Posted June 24, 2012 at 11:34 pm

I want to see them filming when all the wives go through The Change together. Because that is going to be SPECTACULAR.
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KartofflMuter

Posted June 25, 2012 at 8:57 am

I didn’t spit out my cereal ,reading that. I dribbled it. Imagine what they’ll do to Kody??? Haaaaaaaaaa. Oh-it reminds me of Monti on Master Chef,cutting into the bull’s testicles.BECAUSE she was thinking of her ex. Do you think he might stop laughing and need and armed guard? How many of the younger kids are girls? Haaaaa. 13 & 45.
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alice carroll

Posted June 26, 2012 at 4:19 am

oh my god!!!!! dont tell me tvgasm missed the most talk about sisterwife show ever…the big interview after the normal show..the true browns came out..the women hate each other and kody hates three of them..but loves robin and her herpes..!!!!
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LadyBaldy

Posted June 26, 2012 at 7:58 am

@alicecarroll I am working on it for realsies!! Late but not missed!

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