Apple Pie here, subbing for Potty Mouth. Hope I can make PM proud! 16 Left, 2 more to go tonight … welcome to So You Think You Can Dance!
Damn, Cat, you even make goth look good!
Aw, fuck! They let Amelia have her way and gave the group a black and white Chaplin-esque (pre-recorded) opening number. Does she need the extra attention? The red umbrella is jumping the shark a bit in my opinion. This is a dance show, but I guess all those choreographers want their own Emmys.
See what you started with your THREE Emmys, Mia?
At least Cutie-Patootie George gets an opportunity to wear a real mustache.
I really like the new time-saving dancer intros they do, making one guy and one girl dance together instead of doing inane mini-solos. This way, they look more cute than desperate. I forgot that Witney (that silent “h” is so 1988) and Chehon (he’ll take the extra “h”, thanks) are now a couple since the other halves of their couples were axed last week. Can’t wait to see what they do together. Witney better not bring down my favorite Swiss Miss Milk Chocolate. We all know Audrey will win for the girls and George will win for the boys, right? It’s destiny! I forgot about Amelia and Will. Will’s Guy-Next-Door-With-Amazing-Talent vibe tames Amelia’s inability to get over herself, so I do like that couple, too. I love the buildup each week as I get to guess at this point in the show who choreographed the opening number.
Of course, it was SirBitchyPants … I should have known! He and Amelia should have a Broadway show called “How to Not Succeed in Dance While Trying Really, Really Hard.”
In all fairness, SirBitchyPants did win one Emmy already, but that was for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7IAvlt16e4 which, I’m sure we can all agree, is not typical Tyce. I’ll bet he had one of his underlings choreograph that one, and then took the credit!
To: SYTYD Producers From: Tabitha Message: “My fetus and I do NOT want to sit next to this asshole.”
FYI: SYTYCD is taking a 2-week break due to Olympic coverage, starting next week! Let’s meet the “jidges”. Unfortunately, Nigel and Mary are here, in top form, and they both brought their annoying 365 teeth. You think Nigel, with his piles of money, could have paid for some better-fitting dentures.
Even I had better teeth.
But look who they got for a guest judge this week …. Squee!
Please, please, please watch “Up All Night.”
Oooh, this is my favorite week … SECRETS week … we get introduced to the dancers as they dime out their partners. Tiffany does not disappoint.
George peed his pants at his first track meet.He’s wearing a diaper tonight.