Sons of Anarchy Recap: Boxes, Bullets, Bites and Blackmail


By ApplePie | | 10:05 am | 6 Comments

Jax is unimpressed and doesn’t take the bait.  He even compliments Galen (so much for Galen calling him explosive!) on his tactics, smiling and saying he’ll send Galen the bill for the bikes.  Really? 

A tip of the hat to you, good sir.  We must meet for tea more often.

Jax must be doing some yoga when he’s up late at night because if someone destroying your bikes is NOT a reason for an MC to go apeshit, I don’t know what is.  Maybe this is Jax’s new M.O.:  he’ll let the smaller insults go so that SAMCRO doesn’t get drawn into a never-ending retaliatory war.  I guess he did learn something from Opie’s death.  Or he just didn’t respond out of spite for Galen and to prove him wrong.

Jax has a busy day:  right after the meet, he, Chibs, Happy and Juice go to Allen Biancone’s insurance office and meet Chucky and Tig waiting with a sleeping giant.  Apparently, Chucky drugged the fudge sample and Biancone is knocked the fuck out.  The guys have a vague discussion about something about to happen and start to undress Allen.

At Diosa, Nero and his ladies of the night, as well as his enforcers, are packing up all their stuff and getting ready to move from Stockton to Charming.  Gemma, never one to sit by the phone, has arrived to confront Nero about ignoring her.

I read The RulesStalking laws That silly book doesn’t apply to me.

If I were Gemma, I would be careful.  Nero’s wearing his you-won’t-like-me-when-I’m-angry wifebeater today, and not his mellow Mr. Rogers cardigan.  He tries gently and then, not so gently, to convince Gemma to leave.  She finds out that Jax has asked Nero to drop his association with Gemma and she can’t decide whom she’s more pissed at — Jax for daring to interfere or Nero for acquiescing.

Guess my GILF poontang isn’t as sweet as I thought.

Nero tells her it’s not so simple. His son’s future happiness depends on Nero’s business success.  So he’s choosing Lucius over Gemma, and she’s not used to being cast aside.

Screw, Lucius, Nero!  Sons only grow up to despise you anyway.

At Biancone’s office, we see the guys have dressed up a passed-out Allen in S&M gear and have invited a pre-op transgendered lady of the night to the party.  I forgot about Tig’s unscrupulous sexual leanings.

Me likey.

She introduces herself as Venus Van Damme, and she has a great rack, except her nips point in different directions.

It’s like a lazy eye — I can’t figure out which one I’m supposed to look at!

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 10:18 am

    O M G!

    “Nero sends them Venus Van Dam, a transgender escort played by Justified‘s Walton Goggins, who worked with SOA creator Kurt Sutter on The Shield (where Goggins’ character, Shane Vendrell, used the alias Cletus Van Damme). ”

    That was about the awseomenest ‘guest’ visit I have ever seen. We simply could not stop laughing. And poor horndog Tig. Just when things start getting a bit too dark and turgid, they whip out a character like Venus Van Dam.

  2. 2
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 10:40 am

    And what is up with Clay? Is he behind the home invasions? Is all his weird behavior to try to regain control of SAMCRO? Still, he and Gemma may get back together if the thing with Nero or the thing with chicks doesn’t work out for her. Sadly, she’s starting to act as though she enjoys a little pre-coital beatdown.

  3. 3
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 11:32 am

    OMG! Walter Goggins was AWESOME! I think Clay is behind the home invasions. I think he is doing everything in his power to make Jax look bad. That’s why he pushed to vote so soon on the escort thing too.

  4. 4
    suedisco
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Venus Van Damme made my entire week. Here is a great article with the great Walton Goggins about his cameo: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/sons-anarchy-justifieds-walton-goggins-jaw-dropping-cameo-030000662.html

    I loved the Sheild, I love Justified and my jaw dropped when I realized who was playing Venus. Amazing…and some much-needed levity.

  5. 5
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Ugh, the Nero storyline is killing me! This week, I think he’s on the same side as the Sons. When he told Gemma about his plan for his kid, I was convinced. I am sure next week, I will think he’s undercover or something like that.

    You would think a cop’s wife would be able to fire a gun better…

    Observation: When Tara beat Carla’s ass, I swear I thought she used her cast hand.

    OMG! The box! I was convinced there was a bomb in it.

  6. 6
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    She used both hands – amazing ahe didn’t re-break everything. Was it just me or did she seem disappointed to have the air cast? Guess it’s tough to do a serious beatdown on someone with a hand encased in, essentially, bubble wrap as opposed to plaster.

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