Survivor: Potheads

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By PottyMouth | Tuesday, October 16, 2012 | 11:25 am | 19 Comments
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I love the editors on this show!  His statement is followed by several shots of him walking by the idol with dorky music playing in the background.  LOL!

Not only does he keep missing the idol, he also is becoming more and more obvious that he’s up to something.  Denise comes back from gathering some firewood and finds him moving banana leaves around in the corner of the shelter.  She’s immediately suspicious and thinks he may have been hiding the hidden immunity idol.

This photo has nothing to do with anything – I just think Denise looks hilariously like the Wicked Witch of the West in it (minus the green skin)

So, while he is tending to the fire, Denise and Malcolm go through his stuff.  Malcolm tells us he has no shame; if someone has an idol he wants to know about it.  He wants as many variables in his control as possible.  They don’t find the idol, but they think the best thing to do is blindside Russell at their next vote just in case he DOES have it.

The next day over a Tandang Ave is STILL pissed at Juggs.  Pete’s all for sending Juggs home because he doesn’t trust her at all.  Meanwhile, Juggs is trying to talk to Ave but Ave is having NONE of that. 

“I’m not going to talk to you about anything.  You know what you did.”

Poor Juggs didn’t actually do anything so she doesn’t really know what to do or how to fix this.  She’s now wondering if maybe Ave planted the clue, but she’s really just super confused about the whole thing right now.  She asks Pete if he knows why Ave won’t talk to her, but he says it’s between the two of them.

Juggs is no fool and now realizes that she may be in deep doo doo if they lose the next immunity challenge.  All of a sudden it looks like Lisa is in good as both girls go to her to discuss their issues with the other.

I’d like to hot sauce both of them!

Lisa is no fool and she knows that this can only help her as it keeps the heat off of her for now.  She’s going to use that as best she can.

Time for the immunity challenge.  Of course we’re STILL combining it with the reward challenge which is so old right now.  I can’t wait until they separate these again.  Anyway, for this challenge each castaway will head out one at a time, carrying two pots of rice on a bamboo pole.  They will navigate a series of obstacles, place the pots in holders, then go back through the obstacles in order for the next person to go.

Once the tribe has moved all six pots from their starting point to the stand they will then use a wrecking ball type thing to smash the pots.  First two tribes to smash all their pots win immunity.  Losers go to tribal.  Since they are also playing for reward, the first tribe to finish gets steaks, veggies, spices and utensils, while the second tribe wins veggies, salt, pepper, and a pot.  OR the ability to trade that in for a tarp.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    sweetblondie
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Seriously lol’ing at “release the craken!”…k, back to reading.

  2. 2
    sweetblondie
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Great recap! Poor sportsmanship is one of my biggest pet peeves… I hate sore losers! So glad to see Russel go…and i can’t help but wonder if they’d voted him off instead of Roxy, would they have played better as a TEAM and therefore won a challenge or two…shoulda woulda coulda i suppose…

  3. 3
    sweetblondie
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Sorry, one last comment….

    I really felt bad for Juggs…she seems like a smart, rational lady…so i’m hoping she can get herself out of this little scrape…

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    I felt bad for Juggs too. That Ave Maria is crazy. I think she’s missed a dose of her medication. She’s kind of scary to me.

    As for Russell — I’m so glad he’s gone. If he was the best player EVER, at least, I could understand the post game tantrums but half the time he’s partially responsible for the loss so the tantrums always seemed to be a way to divert attention and blame away from himself.

    Denise is from Cedar Rapids, Iowa and everyone knows Iowa is the greatest state of all 50 so her being wonderful just makes sense.

    I don’t find Malcolm handsome but I like how he’s handled a bad situation. He seems very level headed and smart.

  5. 5
    Dilly
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Denise looks like the dad from Juno (JK Simmons).

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0799777/

  6. 6
    See-Jay
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Denise is my favorite at the moment and it kills me that the odds are stacked against her. Hopefully she makes it to the inevitable merge, and hopefully the merge will actually mix up the alliances.

    Don’t they usually have a rule about not allowing players to sit out two challenges in a row or is that only when the reward and immunity challenges are separate?

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    I kind of like the underdog story though. But you have to assume there’s a shakeup a-comin’ very soon.

    Russell’s an idiot. That’s the only explanation.

    And I’m having serious doubts about Juggs’ brainpower. Oh well. Can’t have everything, I suppose.

  8. 8
    Novi
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    I do find it funny that during the challenge, Russell was weakly laying on the blanket unable to move, but had the energy to “release the cracken!”/display his need for cookies and possibly a naptime moments after the loss.

  9. 9
    myfavoritesunglasses
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    I wonder if Ave is the type of person that can admit she was totally batshit and wrong at finale after seeing the season. Or if she’ll come up with some other batshit reason why hating Juggs is OK. I’m betting on the latter.

  10. 10
    annie Annie
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    Potty Mouth……awesome recap!!!!! I was cracking up at work (ehhh I mean, at home OFF THE CLOCK) while looking at the photocaps, especially the ones on page three (Random Denise and Hot Sauce Lisa)

    I dont really feel sorry for Business Boobs. Seems like she latched onto Crazy Ave because she was the other “token hot chick” in the tribe, without taking a few minutes to realize she’s a psycho. Ooops!!

    I also really like Denise and Malcolm together, they make a good team. Denise kicks ass, and during that challenge I was like OMG at her muscles!

    Also, is it just me, or are the Tribal Immunity statues freakin’ ridiculous looking?! They look like the South Park turkey
    http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/media/images/414/414_turkey_ride.gif?width=400

  11. 11
    Robin Robin
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Potty Mouth you are the best! Thanks.

    I am mad at Juggs. I started to like her, then she disapointed the hell out of me when she just accepted that the fucking clue tumbled out of her bag and acted like she was dumbfounded. I am sure she was! But she should have said out loud “who the fuck is setting me up”?

    Robin

  12. 12
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Russell thinks man is a “perfect creature?” Apparently Russell never made it to the part of the Bible where Adam and Eve screw up Eden.

  13. 13
    ChaCha
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Say what you will about Pete, but the guy’s definitely got more game than most of all the others. I hate this three tribe thing and will be glad to see a merge happen…hopefully soon, now that one tribe is down to two. But I’m thrilled that Russell and his massive ego are gone, gone, gone.

  14. 14
    PinkTop
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    I hope the Kalabow women wipe out the Four Fingers/Moobs/Spicoli manliance (unless the merge mixes shit up of course). So when is that merge happening? I’m ready for it. Bring it on. Will it go to a two-tribe first, or directly to one? So many questions.

    My gaydar is usually decisive and foolproof, but appears to be stuck on “on-the-fence” when it comes to Spicoli.

    Annie – omg South Park turkey is dead on – lololololol!

    Brazilian Nut – YES! (:

  15. 15
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 2:20 am

    Russell wasn’t saying that man is a perfect creature. He was saying that god made him a perfect creature, which is why it made so little sense that he kept losing. Methinks his braids are too tight.

  16. 16
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Anything with ugly braids and a receding hairline cannot be called perfect.

  17. 17
    considerthis
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 7:13 am

    I’m rooting for Paul!

  18. 18
    Metal_Mandi
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 10:50 am

    That one picture of Pete, with the hoodie up, he almost looks like Colton. I thought that during the show too. Ick.

    I’m hoping that, somehow, Malcolm and Denise make it to the merge together and quickly team up with Juggs and Skupin. Throw in one or two more, maybe the guy alliance with Penner, and they could make a run for it. Though I’m sure what will happen is the norm: if they don’t win individual immunity they will be the first to go.

  19. 19
    juddfan
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    You had me at:

    Is that where it is???

    I hope denise goes with the split tribe, and aligns with one of the sides of three. Not as worried about Malcolm, but it would be good to see if they could reunite at the merge.

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