Survivor Recap: Blubbering Blair

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Monday, November 19, 2012 | 6:00 am | 15 Comments
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Artis thinks that Scabby is a loose cannon and he doesn’t like the tone that she’s using with Lisa.  He thinks she needs to shut up.  I’m starting to like Artis.

Scabby keeps going on and on and on, not giving Lisa a chance to say anything even when she asks for a chance to say something.  Then Scabby says she totally knows what Lisa is saying.  HOW?  She hasn’t shut up once in the last five minutes!

I can read your mind.  It tells me you are stupid.

Says the woman who showed everyone she has a hidden immunity idol for no reason whatsoever!  UGH.  I wish she would lose her voice.

Pete says once Penner is gone the rest will be a cakewalk for them.  And then Scabby tells Lisa she is stupid dome more.

Lisa wonders if she’s not being an idiot by staying with these guys; maybe it makes sense to go with the other alliance.  She thinks it’ll look pretty awful to flip sides no matter how much sense it might make.

What Would Jesus Jo Do?

Before or after kicking some Scabby ass?

We don’t even get to see the winners come back from their reward.  No fair!  I was really hoping to see them rub it in and Scabby be all pouty and bitchy about it all.  You just know that’s the way it went down back at camp!

Instead of seeing that, we’re jumping ahead to the immunity challenge.  Probst gets the immunity necklace back from Penner, commenting that he’s not even going to help take it off.

Oh Jeffrey, you know I love it when you do all the work!

For this challenge each person will balance an oversized paddle on a stand.  They manipulate the paddle to roll a ball down the handle and then attempt to land it on one of six spots.  The person to land all six of their balls in the right spots first wins immunity.

Ready?  Go!

I’m thinking we’re going to be in for a LOOOOONG haul on this one, but Skupin seems to master his balls fairly quickly.  Pete also handles his balls well and before you know it, it’s turned into a two person challenge with Skupin and Pete landing balls left and right.

I didn’t know old guys were so good with their balls.

Skupin lands his fifth ball and disaster strikes for Pete; his balls drop.  Poor fella.  This allows Skupin to pull ahead and win immunity!

From now on I’m calling you “Fireball!”

Unrelated to winning immunity…..

Has something been gnawing on Skupin’s shoulder while he sleeps?

When you’re hungry, you’re hungry!

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:44 am

    Survivor made me sit through what seemed like ten minutes of Penner blowing smoke up Lisa’s ass until it made her all warm and fuzzy and blubbery, and she STILL tries to vote him out? They dragged that shit out way too long with Penner acting like he was Barbara Walters. I was squirming and screaming at the TV to make it stop already.

  2. 2
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:52 am

    So basically what’s been going on is that Scabby (and Pete) have been using Lisa’s hot sauce-based child-rearing strategy on her, and it’s working, turning her into a docile puppet who does what they want?

    I love how Penner keeps checking out Juggs — because he knows she thrives on this kind of attention, and it’s all he’ll need to get her vote if he makes it to the final.

    At this point I’m really rooting for Penner — mostly because it just seems impossible for him to make it to the end. So if he does, well, that’ll be really something.

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Hell, itchy, I keep checking out Juggs, and I’m not trying to get a vote out of her. Penner does know how to work it though, so he’s probably checking her out both for her vote and because she is just so damn checkable outable. It’s a twofer.

  4. 4
    lindaw205
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    Sorry, Pete, but you’re balls are in Scabby’s pocket.

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 8:08 am

    I dunno, cranky, after watching Juggs’ Ponderosa videos, I kinda lost the romance. No more leopard print bikini. And that laugh! I’d ram spikes in my ears if I was subjected to that on a daily basis. No tits, no matter how glorious, are worth that.

  6. 6
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    I missed the end of this, but I’m surprised they didn’t blind side scabby . . . sigh . . .

    guess she is fun to hate!

    Great Turkey Day’s to ya all!

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    They’re keeping Scabby for the finale — no one will vote for her.

  8. 8
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    I think Scabby is going before that. She’s an ugly witch and people aren’t going to put up with her. She WON’T be one of the finale three.

  9. 9
    ZipLock
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    So this is interesting — I thought Lisa HAD voted for Scabby. I guess I was so in denial about whether or not she’d do the right thing (voting against that nasty bitch) that I saw what I wanted to see rather than what was. which seems to prove Penner’s point of what does America want to see.

    Either that or I was just drunk.

    Loved that Denise was actively playing the game this week, although I wish they’d flush out the idol and put Scabs out of our misery.

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Oh, itchy, thank you for saying what I’ve been thinking about Juggs’ stupid laugh. I can tell you’ve watched the Ponderosa video clips too. That woman is waaaay too amused with her blathering. She’s not funny and that laugh is fingernails on a blackboard.

  11. 11
    myfavoritesunglasses
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    I want to know what the heck Malcolm is telling Pete and Abi that’s not being shown. Not only did we not see them get upset with him AT ALL about his idol lie, but in the secret scenes on cbs.com, Pete counted Malcolm *multiple* times as a for sure vote to send Jonathan home this ep. The dude must be one awesome liar but we just aren’t seeing it.

  12. 12
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 12:01 am

    No doubt both Pete and Scabby have been charmed by Malcolm’s cute dimples and winning smile.

  13. 13
    zerocool
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 5:37 am

    I know I have! Rootin for Malcolm, Denise or Penner ftw.

  14. 14
    myfavoritesunglasses
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 7:28 am

    I mean, I know I have …

  15. 15
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Team Malcolm, Denise, or Penner here, too! Although what a fuckall it would be if those THREE actually made it? All deserving…all competitive…all relatively nice/genuine.

    Oh, and sorry guys, but there is no laugh that can compare to the hideous, ear-gouging cackle that belongs to Ms. Whoreteny Stodden.

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