Survivor Recap: Blubbering Blair

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Monday, November 19, 2012 | 6:00 am | 15 Comments
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Time for tribal.

Penner checks out Juggs AGAIN when she comes in for jury duty while Jeff shoots daggers at everyone from his spot on the bench.  Haha!  Looks like someone still hasn’t gotten over being voted out.  Poor baby. 

Probst starts out by saying the last tribal council was one of the craziest he’s ever seen.  He asks Lisa if there was a lot of fallout from her actions once they got back to camp.  She says the fallout was really internal within her; she was pleasantly surprised with the understanding and grace she received from people back at camp.

He then goes to Scabby, saying she was not happy at all with Lisa at last week’s tribal; he wonders if she showed grace to Lisa as well.  Scabby looks at Lisa for confirmation.

How can I answer this without getting a torch shoved up my ass?

Lisa says that she actually experienced more grace from the people she was against than the people she was trying to protect the numbers for.

Wrong answer bitch!

Jeff wonders what that’s indicative of.  Lisa responds listing maturity and experience and you can feel the heat wafting off of Scabby as she’s nears explosion level of pissedoffness.  Lisa talks about how other people were able to appreciate that she was trying to play the game whether successfully or not and she thinks that perhaps the other side might have Survivor fans amongst its ranks.

Scabby looks about ready to lose it and Probst can’t help but notice.  I sure hope Lisa has someone to stay up and watch her back in shifts because Scabby is looking like she might do more than hurl a coconut her way.

I’ll show you grace.  Her body is buried in my backyard.

Probst then asks Artis if he’s surprised that’s it’s still Tandang versus Kalabaw this deep into the game.  Nope, he’s not.  He thinks Tandang had one of the most powerful tribes put together in the history of Survivor and everything is playing out just the way it’s supposed to play out.

Denise thinks he should be careful being so cocky because big moves are always made in the game and you never know when the wind is going to change direction.

And blow that shit you’re spouting right back in your face.

Artis isn’t saying he feels 100% safe.  He knows that at any time he could totally be blindsided and get the boot.

Just not today

Probst confirms that Skupin is happy to feel sake and Lisa is still not sure what she’s going to do.  She thinks these 39 days are going to change her more than her 49 years so far have.  Scabby thinks her alliance should stick together and then says she’s not sure what Lisa will do and is totally worried about her screwing them all over.  It’s like she’s begging for it to happen!!

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:44 am

    Survivor made me sit through what seemed like ten minutes of Penner blowing smoke up Lisa’s ass until it made her all warm and fuzzy and blubbery, and she STILL tries to vote him out? They dragged that shit out way too long with Penner acting like he was Barbara Walters. I was squirming and screaming at the TV to make it stop already.

  2. 2
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:52 am

    So basically what’s been going on is that Scabby (and Pete) have been using Lisa’s hot sauce-based child-rearing strategy on her, and it’s working, turning her into a docile puppet who does what they want?

    I love how Penner keeps checking out Juggs — because he knows she thrives on this kind of attention, and it’s all he’ll need to get her vote if he makes it to the final.

    At this point I’m really rooting for Penner — mostly because it just seems impossible for him to make it to the end. So if he does, well, that’ll be really something.

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Hell, itchy, I keep checking out Juggs, and I’m not trying to get a vote out of her. Penner does know how to work it though, so he’s probably checking her out both for her vote and because she is just so damn checkable outable. It’s a twofer.

  4. 4
    lindaw205
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    Sorry, Pete, but you’re balls are in Scabby’s pocket.

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 8:08 am

    I dunno, cranky, after watching Juggs’ Ponderosa videos, I kinda lost the romance. No more leopard print bikini. And that laugh! I’d ram spikes in my ears if I was subjected to that on a daily basis. No tits, no matter how glorious, are worth that.

  6. 6
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    I missed the end of this, but I’m surprised they didn’t blind side scabby . . . sigh . . .

    guess she is fun to hate!

    Great Turkey Day’s to ya all!

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    They’re keeping Scabby for the finale — no one will vote for her.

  8. 8
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    I think Scabby is going before that. She’s an ugly witch and people aren’t going to put up with her. She WON’T be one of the finale three.

  9. 9
    ZipLock
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    So this is interesting — I thought Lisa HAD voted for Scabby. I guess I was so in denial about whether or not she’d do the right thing (voting against that nasty bitch) that I saw what I wanted to see rather than what was. which seems to prove Penner’s point of what does America want to see.

    Either that or I was just drunk.

    Loved that Denise was actively playing the game this week, although I wish they’d flush out the idol and put Scabs out of our misery.

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Oh, itchy, thank you for saying what I’ve been thinking about Juggs’ stupid laugh. I can tell you’ve watched the Ponderosa video clips too. That woman is waaaay too amused with her blathering. She’s not funny and that laugh is fingernails on a blackboard.

  11. 11
    myfavoritesunglasses
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    I want to know what the heck Malcolm is telling Pete and Abi that’s not being shown. Not only did we not see them get upset with him AT ALL about his idol lie, but in the secret scenes on cbs.com, Pete counted Malcolm *multiple* times as a for sure vote to send Jonathan home this ep. The dude must be one awesome liar but we just aren’t seeing it.

  12. 12
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 12:01 am

    No doubt both Pete and Scabby have been charmed by Malcolm’s cute dimples and winning smile.

  13. 13
    zerocool
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 5:37 am

    I know I have! Rootin for Malcolm, Denise or Penner ftw.

  14. 14
    myfavoritesunglasses
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 7:28 am

    I mean, I know I have …

  15. 15
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Team Malcolm, Denise, or Penner here, too! Although what a fuckall it would be if those THREE actually made it? All deserving…all competitive…all relatively nice/genuine.

    Oh, and sorry guys, but there is no laugh that can compare to the hideous, ear-gouging cackle that belongs to Ms. Whoreteny Stodden.

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