Russell talks to Denise, telling her he doesn’t think Angie is as sweet and innocent as she appears to be. He also lets it slip that he’s worried that he will be next if Roxy goes. So now Denise knows they’re teamed up and so are Malcolm and Angie, leaving her the swing vote.
She doesn’t feel like she can fully trust Roxy, but she’s also worried that Malcolm might pick Angie over herself even though they have an alliance. She’s not sure what she should do.
Do I pick the bossy one or the one that’s easy on the eyes?
I know which I would pick Denise!
But there’s no time to talk about that because it’s time to go to tribal.
Once everyone takes their seats, Jeff wants to know what the fuck was going on with Russell throwing puzzle pieces around at the end of the challenge.
Can you say “sore loser”?
He’s not a sore loser you guys! He’s just intense. Intensely sore about losing.
Denise understands how he feels, but she’s enough of a grown up not to throw a temper tantrum over a loss. Roxy thinks the problem is that they’re using up all their energy by working around camp instead of conserving it for challenges. Denise points out that you kinda sorta need things like food, fire, and shelter to be strong enough for challenges.
It’s easy to be lazyconserve energy when everyone else around is picking up your slack. Jeff asks Angie what one thing would make this tribe better.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! I love it! Of anything she could choose from, she thinks if they had cookies things would be better at their camp. Jeff doesn’t even know what to say about that.
Did you say cookies?
I am still cracking up and I think Jeff might actually keel over. Jeff goes to Malcolm for his reaction.
She can have all the cookies she wants as long as she rubs her boobs all over me at night!
He says he can understand the cookie response because they’re all trying to get used to being hungry out here. Jeff is not buying it and wants to know if Malcolm REALLY thinks that is an acceptable answer. Well, it’s not HIS answer he tells Jeff, but he thinks that this may be harder on the girls right now. He’s not saying it’s a phenomenal answer…..
Oh Lord. Now Roxy is ready to talk about snuggle time. She thinks it goes WAY beyond an alliance. Angie says that’s Roxy’s opinion and she can have it.
Rubber. Glue. You. Or something like that. Want a cookie?