Survivor Recap: Dirty Work

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Monday, October 29, 2012 | 1:14 pm | 12 Comments
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This recap could end up being the shortest I’ve written in a while Gasmi.  In truth, the episode felt SO LONG and the persistant whining by both tribes was more irritating than entertaining. But I don’t want to add my whining to theirs, so let’s jump into this thing before I make a liar outta myself!

We open with Kalabaw returning from their first ever tribal council.  Katie knows she’s up shit’s creek now that both Dana and Dawson are gone.  She’s going to try to work some magic and see what happens.

Abracada…..how’s it go again?

Yep.  I have a feeling Katie’s going to be as useless at magic as she has been at everything else.

Except filling out a bikini.

Does anyone else chuckle a bit at the fact that Katie’s still wearing her hoop earrings out there?  I’m not much of a jewelry gal myself, but hoop earrings still seem a bit silly and impractical to me.

The next morning as Jonathan and Jeff share a beautiful sunrise together, Katie and Denise are talking in the shelter.  Katie tells Denise that she thinks either Jeff or Penner has the hidden immunity idol and Denise counters by saying she can almost guarantee that Penner is the one who has it.  Katie says they should totes get rid of Penner next; it’s a no brainer. She thinks if she can get rid of Penner it will at least keep her around until the merge.

Over at Tandang Skupin thinks they should start boiling some water so they can cook up some rice for breakfast.  Ave thinks they should skip breakfast since they don’t have all that much rice left. Pete blames Skupin for the Rice Shortage because apparently he’s been eating uncooked rice whenever they couldn’t get their fire going. 

Should we start calling him the Birdman of Survivor?

Pete elaborates, telling us that Skupin thinks the rice cooks in your belly since it’s pretty close to a hundred degrees.  What?!?!?  He thinks Skupin is the most useless player that has ever been returned to Survivor and he needs to go home.  I’ll admit the eating rice raw thing is idiotic, but Skupin is far from the most useless person ever returned to the game.  I think we could come up with much better candidates for that title, don’t you?

Michael is not letting go of the breakfast rice saying that they DO have a challenge coming up so maybe they should cook off just one cup and all share it.

No. 

Maybe the people actually competing in the challenges should be the ones to decide.  Artis is also having none of it and is super pissed about how much Skupin has been eating.  He blames their entire food shortage on Skupin.  Uh oh.  Looks like someone could be in trouble!

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Well, at least now Jeff can focus all of his girl hating attention on Abi. I don’t like him calling out people but, for her, I’ll make an exception.

    I’m hoping for a merge Wednesday and I want Malcolm and Denise to reform their alliance.

    I was kinda surprised Peachy let them make that deal during the RC but I guess he realized the whole ball game concept was just stupid. Has that kind of negotiation ever happened before during a challenge?

  2. 2
    crockpot
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Something is up with Jeff-Katie deal. Katie looks like the chick he lived with for awhile from a past season. Julie? Really turned off by the cut of him picking on Katie when there are more worthy of his poison.

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Buncha whiners this season. That Artis is turning out to be one nasty pussy. Him and Carter, who always reminds me of that Honker muppet.

    But I’m really looking forward to Flabby getting her comeuppance. Soon, I hope.

  4. 4
    SouthernEssence
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Only on page 2 so far, but just gotta stop and say…

    Thank you for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference!!!!

    Now back to our regularly scheduled reading.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Next week on SurCRYvor. Damn whiners. This ep was hard to watch without punching the screen. I too am looking forward to Abi getting what’s due.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I loved when Jeff told Abi-normal that she should not even hold the immunity idol, it should be Malcome holding it! I cheered from the couch! There’s something wrong with Sumpkin. Who eats rice raw? And he’ s probably eating way more then his share. They should have split the rice from Malcome and Denise’s left overs evenly to the two remaining teams.

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:49 am

    @shantigal…that avatar… and I thought mine was sexy!

  8. 8
    annie Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Lisa was kicking some Denise ass, which was pretty surprising. I like how she is really getting involved in the challenges, unlike Banker Boobs and *ahem* Ave. I really am starting to like Lisa alot……too bad about that hot sauce thing, damn it.

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I think Jeff is a dick. Who is he trying to please by picking on Katie! Jerk!

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Answer @ juddfan: Maybe he wants to please his wife?

  11. 11
    lindaw205
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’ve been wondering…..why was Penner the only one to try to catch fish? Why didn’t someone else give it a try instead of whining about being hungry (I’m looking at you Carter). That makes no sense to me.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Haven’t read the recap yet, but did read this a few mins ago. I thought that I would post it for, without mentioning a name, those that lust after her and comment on her, ahem, gameplay ;)

    Off to have fun reading a PottyMouth recap!

    http://survivorskills.com/forum/index.php?topic=8291.0

    Robin

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