This recap could end up being the shortest I’ve written in a while Gasmi. In truth, the episode felt SO LONG and the persistant whining by both tribes was more irritating than entertaining. But I don’t want to add my whining to theirs, so let’s jump into this thing before I make a liar outta myself!
We open with Kalabaw returning from their first ever tribal council. Katie knows she’s up shit’s creek now that both Dana and Dawson are gone. She’s going to try to work some magic and see what happens.
Abracada…..how’s it go again?
Yep. I have a feeling Katie’s going to be as useless at magic as she has been at everything else.
Except filling out a bikini.
Does anyone else chuckle a bit at the fact that Katie’s still wearing her hoop earrings out there? I’m not much of a jewelry gal myself, but hoop earrings still seem a bit silly and impractical to me.
The next morning as Jonathan and Jeff share a beautiful sunrise together, Katie and Denise are talking in the shelter. Katie tells Denise that she thinks either Jeff or Penner has the hidden immunity idol and Denise counters by saying she can almost guarantee that Penner is the one who has it. Katie says they should totes get rid of Penner next; it’s a no brainer. She thinks if she can get rid of Penner it will at least keep her around until the merge.
Over at Tandang Skupin thinks they should start boiling some water so they can cook up some rice for breakfast. Ave thinks they should skip breakfast since they don’t have all that much rice left. Pete blames Skupin for the Rice Shortage because apparently he’s been eating uncooked rice whenever they couldn’t get their fire going.
Should we start calling him the Birdman of Survivor?
Pete elaborates, telling us that Skupin thinks the rice cooks in your belly since it’s pretty close to a hundred degrees. What?!?!? He thinks Skupin is the most useless player that has ever been returned to Survivor and he needs to go home. I’ll admit the eating rice raw thing is idiotic, but Skupin is far from the most useless person ever returned to the game. I think we could come up with much better candidates for that title, don’t you?
Michael is not letting go of the breakfast rice saying that they DO have a challenge coming up so maybe they should cook off just one cup and all share it.
Maybe the people actually competing in the challenges should be the ones to decide. Artis is also having none of it and is super pissed about how much Skupin has been eating. He blames their entire food shortage on Skupin. Uh oh. Looks like someone could be in trouble!