Survivor Recap: Dirty Work

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By PottyMouth | Monday, October 29, 2012 | 1:14 pm | 12 Comments
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Skupin says if they give up reward he wants all of Kalabaw’s remaining rice for his tribe.  Ave and Artis think it’s a crappy idea, although the other Tandangers seem to be onboard.  For Kalabaw, Carter is skeptical because rice is their fuel and no one wants to run out of gas.

I’ve got a whole faceful to spare!

Jonathan’s not worried; they have a boat, spear, and all that other fishing equipment so he knows they’ll have plenty of fish to nosh on.

At this point Jeff decides it’s time to weigh in.  Here it comes…..he’s going to put the kibosh on this negotiation…

Whatevs.  I’ve got shit to do.

He tells them that if they can all agree to an alternate plan, great; otherwise this is going to have to play out as planned.

Artis does NOT want to go with the deal.

No means no!

They basically ignore him and Jonathan asks Kalabaw if they want to do this.  No one speaks up in disagreement, so I guess that’s a yes?  Skupin asks Tandang what they want to do.  Pete agrees with the deal and now Ave and Artis are in baby mode and tell him to just do whatever he wants to do.

UGH.  It’s like dealing with a bratty five year old.  Speak up or shut up!!!  I have all this passive aggressive bullshit.  If they really don’t want to quit and make the deal, why don’t they ask Jeff if they can trade out people?  I bet he’d go for that since it would give him the opportunity to talk about people sucking and quitting and all that stuff he loves bitching about so much.  But NO they won’t do that because they want to put it all on other people so they can bitch and moan about it later.  I have a headache.

They end up making the deal.  I super shocked that Jeffrey didn’t force them to finish the challenge, but regardless, the deal is done.  I guess we’ll see later if they made a good deal or got the clown shoes behind curtain number one.

The Kalabaw tribe arrives at their picnic reward and are super excited to see all the food that awaits them.  So excited in fact that they must momentarily forget that it’s ALL for them because they decide to split a brownie between the five of them

I think there are more than enough to go around.

After cleaning themselves off they dig in to the rest of the food, oohing and ahhing as you do.  Carter thinks the reward is insane and all the sandwiches are pretty great.  You can tell how excited he is to have them because his voice doesn’t change inflection once.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Well, at least now Jeff can focus all of his girl hating attention on Abi. I don’t like him calling out people but, for her, I’ll make an exception.

    I’m hoping for a merge Wednesday and I want Malcolm and Denise to reform their alliance.

    I was kinda surprised Peachy let them make that deal during the RC but I guess he realized the whole ball game concept was just stupid. Has that kind of negotiation ever happened before during a challenge?

  2. 2
    crockpot
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Something is up with Jeff-Katie deal. Katie looks like the chick he lived with for awhile from a past season. Julie? Really turned off by the cut of him picking on Katie when there are more worthy of his poison.

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Buncha whiners this season. That Artis is turning out to be one nasty pussy. Him and Carter, who always reminds me of that Honker muppet.

    But I’m really looking forward to Flabby getting her comeuppance. Soon, I hope.

  4. 4
    SouthernEssence
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Only on page 2 so far, but just gotta stop and say…

    Thank you for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference!!!!

    Now back to our regularly scheduled reading.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Next week on SurCRYvor. Damn whiners. This ep was hard to watch without punching the screen. I too am looking forward to Abi getting what’s due.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I loved when Jeff told Abi-normal that she should not even hold the immunity idol, it should be Malcome holding it! I cheered from the couch! There’s something wrong with Sumpkin. Who eats rice raw? And he’ s probably eating way more then his share. They should have split the rice from Malcome and Denise’s left overs evenly to the two remaining teams.

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:49 am

    @shantigal…that avatar… and I thought mine was sexy!

  8. 8
    annie Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Lisa was kicking some Denise ass, which was pretty surprising. I like how she is really getting involved in the challenges, unlike Banker Boobs and *ahem* Ave. I really am starting to like Lisa alot……too bad about that hot sauce thing, damn it.

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I think Jeff is a dick. Who is he trying to please by picking on Katie! Jerk!

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Answer @ juddfan: Maybe he wants to please his wife?

  11. 11
    lindaw205
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’ve been wondering…..why was Penner the only one to try to catch fish? Why didn’t someone else give it a try instead of whining about being hungry (I’m looking at you Carter). That makes no sense to me.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Haven’t read the recap yet, but did read this a few mins ago. I thought that I would post it for, without mentioning a name, those that lust after her and comment on her, ahem, gameplay ;)

    Off to have fun reading a PottyMouth recap!

    http://survivorskills.com/forum/index.php?topic=8291.0

    Robin

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