Survivor Recap: Dirty Work

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By PottyMouth | Monday, October 29, 2012 | 1:14 pm | 12 Comments
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Penner thinks they got the best end of the deal because there are five of them as opposed to Tandang’s seven so there’s more food to go around their tribe.  He’s planning on going fishing tomorrow.  Jeff is happy about the reward in this moment but he thinks the real wear and tear on them is going to happen in a couple of days.

Jonathan finds envelopes marked with each of their names and I think we all know what’s in those.

Letters from home!

I wonder if Tandang would have fought harder if they had known their picnic feast came with letters from home as well.  Things that make you go hmmm…..

Denise is so happy to get her letters and says this is a different kind of sustenance, motivation fuel if you will, and she for one is happy to have it, saying any rice they gave up was totally worth it.

Jonathan feels good about his deal making abilities.

Now if only I could get the taste of Skupin’s ass out of my mouth

Yeah, I bet a toothpaste and mouthwash challenge is sounding all kinda good to him right now.

Meanwhile, over at Tandang, Artis is one unhappy camper.  It doesn’t help that it’s his birthday.  I guess he was hoping for a little birthday feast.  Too bad, so sad, next time don’t go on Survivor ya big cry baby!

They could have at least sang happy birthday to me.

He tells Malcolm that Skupin made a deal for Kalabaw not Tandang and he needs to calm down before saying anything because it could get ugly.  He tells us what really bothers him is that someone on their tribe made a decision for the tribe but it’s someone who has done absolutely nothing for the tribe.

You know, I find it annoying to have to listen to him bitch and moan about the swap when he turned around and basically told Skupin to do whatever he wanted.  If you REALLY didn’t want to make the trade you should have dug in and refused when asked.  Instead you play this little passive aggressive bullshit game so that you’re free to piss and moan about it later.  SHUT UP ARTIS!

Even worse, now Pete is complaining about the decision when he supported it at the time.  Of course that’s AFTER he finds out that Kalabaw only had about the same amount of rice left that they do.  I bet he’d be singing a different tune if there was more of it.

If I had my hot sauce here I could shut them all up

Seriously, someone get Lisa a jumbo bottle of hot sauce.  STAT!

Juggs is happy that they at least doubled the rice supply, but Ave thinks it will go down as one of the dumbest moves in Survivor history.  You know what I wish right now?  That Ave would do a Lisi and fall flat on her annoying fucking face.  THAT would be AWESOME. 

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PottyMouth

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Well, at least now Jeff can focus all of his girl hating attention on Abi. I don’t like him calling out people but, for her, I’ll make an exception.

    I’m hoping for a merge Wednesday and I want Malcolm and Denise to reform their alliance.

    I was kinda surprised Peachy let them make that deal during the RC but I guess he realized the whole ball game concept was just stupid. Has that kind of negotiation ever happened before during a challenge?

  2. 2
    crockpot
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Something is up with Jeff-Katie deal. Katie looks like the chick he lived with for awhile from a past season. Julie? Really turned off by the cut of him picking on Katie when there are more worthy of his poison.

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Buncha whiners this season. That Artis is turning out to be one nasty pussy. Him and Carter, who always reminds me of that Honker muppet.

    But I’m really looking forward to Flabby getting her comeuppance. Soon, I hope.

  4. 4
    SouthernEssence
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Only on page 2 so far, but just gotta stop and say…

    Thank you for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference!!!!

    Now back to our regularly scheduled reading.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Next week on SurCRYvor. Damn whiners. This ep was hard to watch without punching the screen. I too am looking forward to Abi getting what’s due.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I loved when Jeff told Abi-normal that she should not even hold the immunity idol, it should be Malcome holding it! I cheered from the couch! There’s something wrong with Sumpkin. Who eats rice raw? And he’ s probably eating way more then his share. They should have split the rice from Malcome and Denise’s left overs evenly to the two remaining teams.

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:49 am

    @shantigal…that avatar… and I thought mine was sexy!

  8. 8
    annie Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Lisa was kicking some Denise ass, which was pretty surprising. I like how she is really getting involved in the challenges, unlike Banker Boobs and *ahem* Ave. I really am starting to like Lisa alot……too bad about that hot sauce thing, damn it.

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I think Jeff is a dick. Who is he trying to please by picking on Katie! Jerk!

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Answer @ juddfan: Maybe he wants to please his wife?

  11. 11
    lindaw205
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’ve been wondering…..why was Penner the only one to try to catch fish? Why didn’t someone else give it a try instead of whining about being hungry (I’m looking at you Carter). That makes no sense to me.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Haven’t read the recap yet, but did read this a few mins ago. I thought that I would post it for, without mentioning a name, those that lust after her and comment on her, ahem, gameplay ;)

    Off to have fun reading a PottyMouth recap!

    http://survivorskills.com/forum/index.php?topic=8291.0

    Robin

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