Survivor Recap: Dirty Work

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By PottyMouth | Monday, October 29, 2012 | 1:14 pm | 12 Comments
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Jonathan must surely see by now that he may be in trouble with his tribe because he tells us it is MUY IMPORTANTE that they win the challenge today.

Speaking of the challenge, it’s time!  Jeff takes back the immunity Turkey from Ave and then gets down to the rules for this challenge.  One member from each tribe will launch balls (hehe he said balls) from a giant slingshot into the field where their tribemates are waiting.  Said tribemates have to try and bag the balls in their handy dandy ball bagging nets.  They do NOT have to only catch their own balls; any ball will score a point.  First tribe to five points wins immunity, losers vote someone out at tribal.

Once again Tandang will have to sit out two people to make things even.  Malcolm and Skupin play rock, paper, scissors to see which of them will sit out (Skupin) while Ave is the first one to announce that she’ll be sitting out.

Are you fucking kidding me?

No Jeff, she’s not.  And while I think it’s pretty pathetic that she is sitting out again, once more I have to point out that it’s within the rules for her to do so.  So Jeff getting all pissy about it is ridiculous.  Maybe next year you should think about changing the whole sitting out of challenges rule.

I’d rather harass her now

We know, Jeffrey, we know.

Lisa and Denise will be the ball launchers while the rest of the tribes face off as follows:  Malcolm vs. Carter, Juggs vs. Katie, Artis vs. Penner, and Pete vs. Jeff.  On the first launch Penner catches a ball while the other goes uncaught.  Kalabaw 1-Tandang 0. 

The next launch brings catches for both Juggs and Pete, so now Tandang leads by one.  The third launch results in misses all around, specifically Katie and Carter who were the closest to the balls and whose lack of ball connection Probst has no issue calling out.

Have I told you lately that Katie sucks?  Well, Carter does too!

In the next three rounds Jeff is the only one able to catch balls so now Kalabaw leads with four balls to Tandang’s two.  If they catch the next ball Kalabaw will win.  Meanwhile, Jeff is barking at Katie to put her hand on the pole.

Ew, Jeff, I don’t want to touch your pole.

Skupin yells out to Lisa to launch the balls directly to Malcolm.  (He knows Carter is no match for Captain Ponytail).  Sure enough, this seems to do the trick and Malcolm catches the next two balls, tying up the game at four balls each while Jeff continues to call out Katie’s poor performance.  I guess it doesn’t matter that plenty of other people are having ball trouble as well, right Jeffrey? 

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PottyMouth

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Well, at least now Jeff can focus all of his girl hating attention on Abi. I don’t like him calling out people but, for her, I’ll make an exception.

    I’m hoping for a merge Wednesday and I want Malcolm and Denise to reform their alliance.

    I was kinda surprised Peachy let them make that deal during the RC but I guess he realized the whole ball game concept was just stupid. Has that kind of negotiation ever happened before during a challenge?

  2. 2
    crockpot
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Something is up with Jeff-Katie deal. Katie looks like the chick he lived with for awhile from a past season. Julie? Really turned off by the cut of him picking on Katie when there are more worthy of his poison.

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Buncha whiners this season. That Artis is turning out to be one nasty pussy. Him and Carter, who always reminds me of that Honker muppet.

    But I’m really looking forward to Flabby getting her comeuppance. Soon, I hope.

  4. 4
    SouthernEssence
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Only on page 2 so far, but just gotta stop and say…

    Thank you for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference!!!!

    Now back to our regularly scheduled reading.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Next week on SurCRYvor. Damn whiners. This ep was hard to watch without punching the screen. I too am looking forward to Abi getting what’s due.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I loved when Jeff told Abi-normal that she should not even hold the immunity idol, it should be Malcome holding it! I cheered from the couch! There’s something wrong with Sumpkin. Who eats rice raw? And he’ s probably eating way more then his share. They should have split the rice from Malcome and Denise’s left overs evenly to the two remaining teams.

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:49 am

    @shantigal…that avatar… and I thought mine was sexy!

  8. 8
    annie Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Lisa was kicking some Denise ass, which was pretty surprising. I like how she is really getting involved in the challenges, unlike Banker Boobs and *ahem* Ave. I really am starting to like Lisa alot……too bad about that hot sauce thing, damn it.

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I think Jeff is a dick. Who is he trying to please by picking on Katie! Jerk!

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Answer @ juddfan: Maybe he wants to please his wife?

  11. 11
    lindaw205
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’ve been wondering…..why was Penner the only one to try to catch fish? Why didn’t someone else give it a try instead of whining about being hungry (I’m looking at you Carter). That makes no sense to me.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Haven’t read the recap yet, but did read this a few mins ago. I thought that I would post it for, without mentioning a name, those that lust after her and comment on her, ahem, gameplay ;)

    Off to have fun reading a PottyMouth recap!

    http://survivorskills.com/forum/index.php?topic=8291.0

    Robin

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