Survivor Recap: Dirty Work

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Monday, October 29, 2012 | 1:14 pm | 12 Comments
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Penner sees what’s happening and tells Jeff to switch places with Crappy Carter.  In the end it doesn’t matter because Ole Manshake is also no match for Captain Ponytail who catches the next ball and wins the challenge for Tandang.

Jeff hands over the immunity turkey idol and Ave grabs it.  Then Jeff basically tells her that she shouldn’t be the one holding the idol, Malcolm is the one who should hold it.

Git yer grubby little sitting outta challenge paws offa that you….you….you…..GIRL

I don’t really like it when Jeff picks on the girls just for having vaginas, but I have to admit, I thought that was HILARIOUS.

Back at their camp, Kalabaw knows they were outmatched in the challenge and the mood at camp is pretty somber.  Jeff and Carter talk about the upcoming boot and both agree that they should definitely keep Denise around.  They’re not sure if it makes more sense to vote out Katie or Penner tonight since it will be harder to get Penner out if he makes it to the merge.

Later, Carter is sitting with Penner in the shelter and asks Penner: “What do you want to do….Katie or Penner?”  LMFAO!!!!!  What a stupid dumbass.

Uh….lemme think……NOT Penner.

Penner says he hates to lose Katie, but he thinks they have to keep Denise if they have any chance of winning the next challenge.  Katie comes up while they’re talking and Penner tells her quickly that it’s going to be Denise.  She thinks the whole thing is shady and doesn’t get a warm and fuzzy feeling from her tribemates.

She tells the guys she trust Denise a helluva a lot more than she trusts Penner and doesn’t think they should even think about keeping him in this game.  She tells us she’s going to do everything she can to convince her tribemates to vote out Penner, knowing it won’t be an easy sell since she isn’t the strongest person in their tribe.

If Jeff tells me one more time how much I suck Imma have to cut a bitch

Carter and Jeff meet out on the beach but Jeff still doesn’t know what they should do.  He’s worried Penner is going to play his idol.  Penner comes up to confirm that they are still voting Katie; he tells them he’s not worried about tribal and they shouldn’t be either.

Speaking of tribal…..

Jeff starts out the night asking who is worried.  Only Katie and Denise raise their hands.  Jeff thinks that’s as it should be.  Ell, he doesn’t say that but we all know he thinks it.  Denise says it’s like out in the workplace: last one hired, first one fired.

Plus my tatas are nothing to write home about

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PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Well, at least now Jeff can focus all of his girl hating attention on Abi. I don’t like him calling out people but, for her, I’ll make an exception.

    I’m hoping for a merge Wednesday and I want Malcolm and Denise to reform their alliance.

    I was kinda surprised Peachy let them make that deal during the RC but I guess he realized the whole ball game concept was just stupid. Has that kind of negotiation ever happened before during a challenge?

  2. 2
    crockpot
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Something is up with Jeff-Katie deal. Katie looks like the chick he lived with for awhile from a past season. Julie? Really turned off by the cut of him picking on Katie when there are more worthy of his poison.

  3. 3
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Buncha whiners this season. That Artis is turning out to be one nasty pussy. Him and Carter, who always reminds me of that Honker muppet.

    But I’m really looking forward to Flabby getting her comeuppance. Soon, I hope.

  4. 4
    SouthernEssence
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    Only on page 2 so far, but just gotta stop and say…

    Thank you for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference!!!!

    Now back to our regularly scheduled reading.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Next week on SurCRYvor. Damn whiners. This ep was hard to watch without punching the screen. I too am looking forward to Abi getting what’s due.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I loved when Jeff told Abi-normal that she should not even hold the immunity idol, it should be Malcome holding it! I cheered from the couch! There’s something wrong with Sumpkin. Who eats rice raw? And he’ s probably eating way more then his share. They should have split the rice from Malcome and Denise’s left overs evenly to the two remaining teams.

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 9:49 am

    @shantigal…that avatar… and I thought mine was sexy!

  8. 8
    annie Annie
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Lisa was kicking some Denise ass, which was pretty surprising. I like how she is really getting involved in the challenges, unlike Banker Boobs and *ahem* Ave. I really am starting to like Lisa alot……too bad about that hot sauce thing, damn it.

  9. 9
    juddfan
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I think Jeff is a dick. Who is he trying to please by picking on Katie! Jerk!

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Answer @ juddfan: Maybe he wants to please his wife?

  11. 11
    lindaw205
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’ve been wondering…..why was Penner the only one to try to catch fish? Why didn’t someone else give it a try instead of whining about being hungry (I’m looking at you Carter). That makes no sense to me.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Haven’t read the recap yet, but did read this a few mins ago. I thought that I would post it for, without mentioning a name, those that lust after her and comment on her, ahem, gameplay ;)

    Off to have fun reading a PottyMouth recap!

    http://survivorskills.com/forum/index.php?topic=8291.0

    Robin

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