Survivor Recap: Dr. PoopyPantyHead

Kim knows that playing both sides is dangerous and she knows at some point it’s going to catch up with her.  No shit Sherlock!

Kim then goes off to find Chelsea and tell her that Christina told them about her conversation with her.  Suddenly I feel like I’m in junior high again.  Next thing you know they’ll get ahold of that Sprint phone and call guys for each other, asking if he likes her with the other one listening in!  What?  Like you never did that?!  Oh.  Well.  Me either.

Time for the reward challenge!  Jeff explains how this one is going to work.  Each person will race to release a puzzle circle by spinning around it.  Of course, he tells them, this is going to make them dizzy.  They’ll take the circle to the next station and repeat the process.  They’ll get even dizzier.  And then they’ll go to yet ANOTHER station and repeat the process.

I’m hoping that at least one of you pukes before this is over.

Once they’ve collected all three circles they will use them to form a giant decoder.  The decoder, when properly aligned, will reveal the three numbers they need to unlock a combination.  First person to get the combination right and release their flag wins reward.

The reward itself is going on a yacht where they’ll hang out, have a three course meal, shower, and spend the night in a real bed.  They’ll return back to camp the next day.  Worth playing for?

Um………No Comment

They start the challenge and sure enough they are all dizzy right away.  Eh.  I know it should be really amusing to watch them stumble around, but it’s no Lisi falling.  Or Kat getting voted out.  Shit.  No one even smacks into anything super hard.  They should blindfolded them as well.

Sabrina and Kim are the first to get their three circles, but the other four are not that far behind.  So everyone is at the decoder station, all trying to be the first to get the magic numbers.  Looks like that person is going to be Chelsea and she runs over to the combination box .  She tries the numbers but they don’t unlock it.

Mine is broke.  I go the broken one.

She tries putting the numbers in a different order.  No luck.  Now Abitchia has her numbers and tries to unlock her box.  Nope.  Kim and Christina now have their numbers and are ready to give it a try.  But they are too late because Chelsea now has the right combination!!  Yay Chelsea!!

She hugs the decoder and thanks it.

Aww……poor god is probably super upset that s/he didn’t get a shout out.  If it rains later I guess they’ll know who to blame!!

So, of COURSE Chelsea isn’t going to go on the reward by herself; Jeff tells her to pick someone to go with her.  She says she wants to be fair about her choices, so she picks Sabrina because she hasn’t been on a reward in a really long time. 

Now, you and I both know that Jeff is not going to have her only pick one person when she can pick two, so he gives her another choice.  She chooses Kim.

WhatthefuckingfuckityFUCK????????!!!!???

Christina is NOT happy at all.  But Kim’s tapeworm is overjoyed that it gets to eat once again.

Chelsea, Kim and Sabrina arrive at the yacht and get a little tour.  They’ve got new clothes laid out for them on a comfy looking bed.  Oh, and a real bathroom!

Chelsea tells us she’s never been on a sailboat before; not even a regular old one, let alone this super fly one.  She gets first dibs on the shower while Kim and Sabrina sip champagne on deck.  She joins them after.  She’s super happy to be able to come out here and relax and just enjoy each other’s company.