Survivor Recap: Dr. PoopyPantyHead

Later, Kim and Abitchia have a chat on the beach.  Abitchia tells Kim that PoopyPants was warning her and Christina to watch out for Kim turning on their alliance.  Funny, because Poopy told Kim that he was totally routing for her to win and is planning on helping get her as many jury votes as possible!  Even funnier, he told Abitchia the same thing!  Only with HER winning!!!

They realize that PoopyPants may be playing them for fools.  Kim thinks Abitchia MAY vote Poopy out, but only if she is sure he’s not one of her minions like she thought he was.  She knows that Abitchia will not tolerate Poopy trying to outsmart her, so she shares MORE conversations with her.  It works.

Poopy wants me to get rid of Kim and then he’s gonna get rid of me and make me look like a fool.  But no one makes me look like a fool!  Except ME!!! 

Christina joins them on the beach to add more fuel to the fire and now it’s on like Donkey Kong.  If Chelsea wins immunity, the Poop is getting flushed!!

Speaking of immunity, it’s time for the immunity challenge!

Jeff takes the necklace back from Kim and gets down to business.  For this challenge, they will use large fishhooks to pick up bags of puzzle pieces.  First they’ll hook the hooks together, then use that hook chain to pick up the bags.  They will use the puzzle pieces to solve a fishbone puzzle.  There are three bags in all and with each bag retrieval they will add more hooks to the hooks chains, making it a more delicate balance to maintain.  First person to complete their puzzle wins immunity.

Ready?  GO!!

Oh.  Wait.  They also have to do this with one hand tied behind their backs.  NOW we can begin!  Kim and Abitchia are in the lead from the start and stay there throughout the challenge.  At one point it looks like PoopyPants may start closing in on them, but in the end it comes down to these two ladies.  Abitchia is almost done when she knocks a couple of pieces out of her puzzle, giving Kim a chance to sneak in there.  Kim also drops a couple of puzzle pieces.  They are down to the wire, but in the end…..

Abitchia wins it.

UGH.  I’d be more annoyed because I can’t stand her, but there was no way she was going tonight anyway.  Somehow I think we’re going to see her nasty ass in the final three.  BARF.

Abitchia cries as Jeff puts the immunity necklace around her neck.  Tears of joy?  Or maybe she was standing downwind of Poopy.

Back at camp everyone congratulates her on her win and she’s as gracious as ever, telling us it’s all about her today and it’s totally up to her whether or not it will be Chelsea or Poopy going.  She really doesn’t want to get rid of Poopy because she thinks he’s under her control, but then again, if he’s not on her side anymore, he could backstab her.

Elsewhere, Kim and Sabrina chat and Kim tells her she thinks she’s convinced Abitchia that PoopyPants is trying to get rid of her.  Sabrina is once again impressed by Kim’s powers of persuasion. 

I am once again unimpressed by her gullibility

Kim talks to Chelsea next and tells her she’s done her best to convince Abitchia and Christina to vote out Poopy instead of her.  She’s just not sure if that’s the way it’s going to go down.  Kim tells us that she’s a little worried that the PoopyPants Patrol may be playing her and planning on a blindside.  Worst case scenario, she’ll vote out Chelsea with the other three.  She’s not gonna play her idol tonight when it is guaranteed to take her to the final four.

Back at camp Chelsea tells Sabrina she’s gonna be hella pissed if someone like Christina makes it further than her ion the game.  I’m so sick of the conversations about who DESERVES to be there and who doesn’t.  Do any of these people really DESERVE a million dollars???

Is that a trick question?