Survivor Recap: Dr. PoopyPantyHead

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Sunday, May 13, 2012 | 2:11 pm | 6 Comments
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With that, it’s time to vote.  We see PoopyPantyHead vote for Chelsea and vice versa.  Time for Jeff to read the votes.  First vote, Chelsea.  Kat whispers “Good bye Chelsea” under her breath.  The next vote is for PoopyPantyHead, PoopyPantyHead, PoopyPantyHead, and….

As he gets ready to leave, he thanks the ladies and the jury.  Michael flips him the finger.  And then PoopyPantyHead takes his leave.

So there you have it, Gasmi.  We’re down to an all girl finale.  Who do you think will make it to the final three?  Do you want any of these clowns to win?  Are you as happy as I am that the season is going to be over soon?

The season finale is just a few short hours away!  I’ll be watching with my sis and enjoying a sushi feast!  What are your plans for the finale?  Whatever your plans may be, I’ll see ya on the flipside where we’ll talk about how it all went down!

See ya there!

SWAK, PottyMouth

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    I’m going to smoke cigarettes and drink Coca-Cola. I might order a pizza during the first lull. I’ve got Milk Duds and Bazooka Joe for snacks.

    Wasn’t your question, “Who deserves to be there?” Are you talking about this season? Because if it’s this season — uh, Kim [that bridal shop is a front for gun running or drug running], Albitcha, Chelsea and Sabrina.

    Sorry, Christina. I’m not a fan of the “under the radar, do-nothing” game play but I’m sure you have lots of fans pulling for you.

  2. 2
    ChaCha
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    In re Dr. Poopypants putting someone’s panties on his head and the remark about being grossed out if he did it with theirs…well, I’d rather he put my panties on his head than on his poopy bum!!!

  3. 3
    lindaw205
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    “Son, you’ve got a panty on your head.”

    I made dill dip to snack on, which I think is appropriate for this crowd (of Survivors, not gasmi). I think Christina is going to be F3 for sure as a goat. I don’t really care who wins as long as it’s not Abitchia or Christina.

  4. 4
    carol
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    @lindaw205 – your comment “I don’t really care who wins as long as it’s not…” perfectly describes this season. The fact that no one is really rooting for a player is not good.

    As gross as Tarzan wearing Kat’s swim trunks on his head and then her tank top to tribal, I don’t understand why she was crying. Wouldn’t a normal response to be disgust and fake retching?

    I thought Tarzan was funny at Ponderosa when he found out how much weight he lost, he was actually happy. Then he busted out his disco boots. He might be crazy but he at least did make it interesting around camp.

  5. 5
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    ” The fact that no one is really rooting for a player is not good.”

    The problem is that this is pretty indicative of every reality show I’ve been interested in right now.

    First AR (which had the most craptacular group I’ve seen pretty much ever), and Survivor (almost makes me wish Colon was back — almost — since at least then we’d have someone we’d HATE to win as opposed to a bunch of people we don’t give a crap about).

    Hopefully things pick up in the summer. If not, we may be reaching the death knells of reality TV (at least competition reality TV as we know it)

  6. 6
    Dale
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Shows what YOU dumb-asses. This is one of my favorite seasons ever BECAUSE all of the ones I was rooting against were gone by a certain point. I think Troyzan may have been the last one. Five women in the F5 pretty much MADE the season for me.

    So knowing it’s making you all fret is just gravy for me. Holla!

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