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Here we are, Gasmi, at the beginning of yet another season of Survivor. This time around we’re told it’s Fans vs. Favorites. Whether or not the fans are truly fans, well, who knows for sure? But favorites? Favorites my ass!!!
Let’s just take a minute to contemplate these favorites, shall we??
We’ll start with the most recent of the “favs”, Malcolm. Now, I’ll admit, I don’t mind Malcolm coming back because he’s easy on these female eyes, and he played a decent game until the end there, but favorite may be stretching it a bit, right? I mean, as itchy pointed out, they cast him for this season before the last one even aired….so who really decided that he was a favorite?
We’ve also got CockRing, who is another I won’t really object to. I mean, we could all see his return coming, couldn’t we? And though his moves ultimately led to his demise the last time around, I’ll admit to being curious about how he’s going to play the game this time.
So let’s move on….
Does the Hantz family have pictures of Probst teabagging Mark Burnett or something??? It’s the only thing I can come up with that explains why they keeping putting these idiots on my TV time and time again. While this kid may not be as awful as is uncle, he is fucking crazy and volatile and I’m hoping he ends up curled in the fetal position, sucking his thumb and crying like a baby. Or, you know, voted off.
Speaking of crazy, we also get former federal agent Phillip and his pink manties. While his underwear of choice may not be as bad as Tarzan’s (and he certainly doesn’t wash them in the rice pot), they still are not the kind of sight I look forward to seeing sag their way across my TV.
Along with Phillip we get his arch nemesis, Fransisqua. Well, arch nemesis for one episode anyway. That’s right Gasmi, this favorite graced us with her presence for one episode before being booted from the island last time around.
Who else? Erik the dumbass ice cream scooper who is best known for giving up his immunity idol.
We also get Corinne, from the Gabon season whose claim to fame is that she was a bitch to people and hated Sugar. Andrea from Redemption Island is here as well, and I’m not sure what catapults her into “fav” status. Maybe her betraying Matt? Does that make her a fav? I won’t complain about her too much though because I know the guys need something to look at as well.