Speaking of something to look at…Brenda from Nicaragua…another looker who used that the last time around. I wonder how long it will take for HantzyPants to call her a jezebel?
And rounding out the tribe is Dawn, former tribemate of CockRing. The thing I remember the most about Dawn is that she cried A LOT and she ultimately got screwed when she decided not to jump ship with CockRing.
So…….favorites??? Yeah, not really buying it.
So the fans arrive by boat while the others ride in via helicopter. We’ll get to the fans more later. Once the newbies land ashore (one of them immediately falling on his ass upon hitting the water), Jeff breaks the news to them that they will be playing with returning players. A few of them cheer as the returning players arrive on the beach, but one dude is not impressed what he sees, calling them lunchmeat.
Or maybe he saw the crew’s craft services table and got excited
Time for the first reward challenge of the season. For this one, two people from each tribe will race to retrieve a ring. They’ll then try to bring it back to their team’s flagpole while the two people from the other tribe do everything they can to prevent that from happening. If they can get one hand on their flagpole while the other is on the ring they’ll score a point for their team. First team to four points wins reward. That reward will be flint and a twenty pound bag of beans.
I will be nowhere near your camps because bean fart funk is impossible to get out and I only have 5,000 of these shirts left.
First pairs out are Erik and Dawn vs. Shamar and some chick named Julia. Erik gets the ring first, but he is no physical match against Shamar. So Erik tosses the ring to Dawn, but Julia gets it first. Anyway, Shamar ends up with the ring and scores the first fan point.
Next pairings are HantzyPants and Andrea vs. Hope and Eddie. Eddie gets to the ring first and tosses it to Hope, but Andrea is right there and grabs it too. HantzyPants and Eddie get in on the action, but ultimately HantzyPants pushes them close enough to the favorite pole and so they score a tying point.
The favs score the next two points courtesy of Phillip’s foot pulling skills and the power of CockRing’s sweater vest. It should be noted that Shamar shouts out at one point for his tribemate to break Brenda’s wrist.
He tries to play it off they he meant for her to break Brenda’s grip, but Jeff’s not buying and I’m not either. Guy’s a dick.
Next up are Malcolm and Corinne facing off against Reynold and Allie. Jeff is helpful as always and points out that the favs could win it here. He is also quick to point out when Malcolm loses his pants.
Damn that blurest!