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This show needs to be more like Spartacus. Is it too much to ask for an unblurred butt?
Not to be left out, Reynold loses his pants too. But the pants off dance off can’t help him; Malcolm grabs the pole and the favs win reward.
Everyone heads out to their respective campsites where we meet up with them again. First we’re catching up with Gota, aka Team Newbie. As they arrive Shamar tells us he’s disappointed that they didn’t win the challenge; it made him realize he’s not in control over the game. But he’s going to do his best to inspire his teammates to do a better job next time.
He starts out right away by saying he thinks they should work on building a fire before doing anything else. It seems like a good idea to most of his tribe, but there are some people who have a different approach.
So, anyway…..yeah….sorry. It’s super distracting. So HairSchlong feels that shelter is super important as well, but he’s not going to make a big deal outta it; he’s just gonna work on that while others try to get the fire going. Seems like a good idea, right?
Shamu doesn’t like it when people don’t listen to him I guess, because he’s not happy that HairSchlong is working on something that he has deemed less important that fire. But it’s totally okay that he’s not actually working on either thing, instead he’s sitting on his ass bitching about the guys working on shelter. I repeat: he’s a dick.
Well said, HairSchlong, well said.
Meanwhile, Bikal, aka Team Second Chance, arrives at their camp in much better moods than the newbies. Of course winning the first challenge definitely helps perk a person up. Malcolm tries to pretend he’s not super athletic as he “struggles” to wade through the water, but I doubt anyone’s buying it.
Crazy Ass Phillip takes charge of building the shelter while Fransisqua gives him the evil eye and tells us she still thinks he’s a crazy ass mother fucker. So she tries to protect herself immediately from his insanity by forming an alliance with Andrea and Dawn.
But Fransisqua is not going to rely on these people alone. She tells us she is going to align with everyone.