He next moves on to Fransisqua, picking at that old wound from when she and Phillip played together the last time. She’s move on, she tells him and plus, Phillip has learned how to pronounce her name. Oh no, he knew how to pronounce her name the ENTIRE time, Phillip says, he just couldn’t be bothered to say it right before. He talks a little about the issues he had with her before and Jeff uses that as a chance to point out that she really doesn’t have much experience in playing the game.
So this is what it feels like when Jeff butts his nose into your business….not cute, Jeff
She’s not thrilled that Jeff keeps focusing on her. Everyone else is just happy that his attention is elsewhere.
They talk a bit about paranoia and everyone admits to being paranoid. Andrea hopes that her tribe sees that she brings it to challenges and is good around camp, but she’s certainly not taking it easy this time around; she thinks her mistake last time was getting too comfortable.
Jeff goes to CockRing next, saying the thing that complicates it all playing with experienced players is that things can change in the blink of an eye, even at tribal council. For sure, CockRing agrees, and mentions watching Boston Rob touching the shoulder of the person he wanted voted off when he played. But he thinks that’s part of the excitement of playing with people that have played before; they’re not spending the first few days trying to adjust.
And then Malcolm reaches out and puts his hand on CockRing’s shoulder.
You are joking right? Am I?
And with that, it’s time to vote. Fransisqua votes for Andrea, Andrea votes for Fransisqua. Time to read the votes….Andrea gets the first three votes, looking like she might poop her pants. Then Fransisqua gets three votes. Next, Andrea gets another vote, followed by two votes for Fransisqua.
Who gets the final nail in her coffin.
And so, Fransisqua is the first person voted out yet again. And guess what? She’s a big ass liar because she does NOT eat the rock she promised to eat if she got voted out first again. LIAR pants!
And there you have it, Gasmi. What did you think of this first episode? Were you routing for the newbies or the returnees? Were you hoping to get an invite to the cool kids lunch table? Why would someone fashion a schlong out of their beard hair? I’m hoping you can answer these and many more questions in the comments. See ya there!
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