Survivor Recap: Life’s a Scabby, Then You Cry

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, November 27, 2012 | 9:42 am | 12 Comments
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At long last Scabby wishes Lisa luck.  Sure she does it with a scowl on her face and doesn’t really mean it, but hey, you’ve gotta take what you can get with that one!  Lisa’s happy with her decision, and really, why wouldn’t she be?  She thinks it’s going to make a huge difference in her game and possibly the rest of her life.

Time for the reward challenge.  Once again the tribe is broken up into two teams.  Each team with have three drums, one in each of three circles.  When Jeff gives the signal they will race to flip all three of their team’s drums so that the symbol is facing up while trying to work against the other tribe getting all three of their drums.  First team to do so wins a point for their team.  First team to score three points wins reward.

Wanna know what you’re playing for?

No, Jeff.  Can someone please go on this show and sass talk that man?  I would pay some serious money to hear someone tell him they DON’T wanna know what they’re playing for or to tell him it’s not WORTH playing for.  PLEASE.

The reward this time around is a spa day including a bath, massage, mani, pedi, and (OF COURSE) a feast.  Because a spa day wouldn’t be a spa day without loads of food, right?  The two teams shake out to be old versus young with Skupin, Penner, Denise, and Lisa on one side and Pete, Malcolm, Spicoli, and Scabby on the other.

First round is Spicoli versus Penner.  It’s a hard reward to recap, but it’s actually fun to watch because in the end it’s all gonna come down to speed.  Or so it appears at the onset.  For the first round Carter is the faster one and wins a point for the young uns. 

The second round pits Malcolm against Skupin.  I’m certain this will be an easy win for Malcolm but I am wrong.  He forgets to flip over one of Skupin’s drums and so the geezers get their first point.  Next Scabby faces off against Lisa and hands her the win when she mistakenly flips over one of Lisa’s drum to the symbol side instead of face down. 

Scabby, are you an idiot?

In the fourth round Pete and Denise face off with Pete quickly winning a point for his team and now we’re all tied up again.  It’s all gonna come down to the last round with Malcolm and Skupin facing off again.  This time Skupin fucks up and flips over one of Malcolm’s drums to the symbol side which hands the win to the young uns.  Jeff doesn’t check in to see if Skupin’s an idiot.

So the young uns are headed off for a day at the spa and Spicoli can’t wait to get a pedicure, even though he thinks it’s for your hands.  Jeff can’t believe Spicoli’s ignorance of such things.

Colby and I get MANi pedis together every Thursday

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    Dilly
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 11:07 am

    I brought this up in the minicap comments but I’m throwing it out there again. Why didn’t Abi vote for Pete once she realized they were going to split the vote? Then it’s 4 for Pete 3 for Abi and 1 for Malcom. Abi keeps her idol, Pete goes home. Then at the next vote she tells everyone she MIGHT play her idol. The 6 can’t risk voting for her and vote Lisa.

    Why oh why don’t people take advantage of having the idol???

  2. 2
    L Chienne
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 11:10 am

    LOVED that Jeff called BS on awful Abi. Some people need to be hit over the head; she’s apparently one of them. I thrived.

  3. 3
    blazergirl
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Jeff continuously pushing the cultural thing was so aggravating! I have a friend who is from Brazil, and didn’t move to the states until his late 20′s. And he is one of the nicest, friendliest people I have ever met. I get there are some cultural differences, but that doesn’t give an excuse to treat people badly. Abi is just a mean girl, plain and simple.

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    3 things:
    1) I really wanted Malcolm to play his idol because I was worried for him. I said to the TV, “Malcolm, don’t risk it….play it!”
    AND
    2) Somebody asked Carter what he liked about the reward and Carter began to speak BUT THEN Scabby cut him off and talked more about what she liked. The camera stayed on Carter’s face after he was interrupted and in that moment I suddenly liked Carter much, much more.
    3) It’s time for SCABBY to go. Vote her out! Vote her out!

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Dilly: It’s because Abi’s an idiot. That’s why she’s becoming less and less fun to watch. I wouldn’t mind her being such a bitch if she seemed like she knew what she was doing. Still, it’s fun to watch her slow implosion — it’s kind of like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz…. I’m melting! I’m melting!

  6. 6
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    I must have zoned out for some episodes because I don’t recall when Carter got into the main alliance…for some reason I thought he was with Scabby, et al. He’s a dufus but a wily one. I hope they all keep that in mind.

    My heart almost stopped – swear – when Malcolm didn’t play his idol. Thankfully he didn’t get the boot. I would have been soooo sad and annoyed. Malcolm, Denise and Penner (or even Lisa) for the final three!

    Does anyone remember when it was a final TWO? I think I may have liked that better, and I know I liked it better when they found out who won IN THE FOREST. Shit, was that only the first season? How effing cool was that very first season when the word “alliance” was virtually unheard of? Every
    person for themselves and a vote at the end for the BEST player, not the most popular. Sigh.

    This is a long-ass comment, oh well. Does anyone recall when the last chance to play a HII is?

    Okay, lastly (promise), although I absolutely believe some of Scabby’s issues really are “cultural”, I find it impossible to believe that not one person in her whole damn life has ever called her out for being a bitch. Puh-leeze.

  7. 7
    ChaCha
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    If these people don’t vote out Scabby this week, then they’re all dumb as a box of rocks and deserve to get kicked out themselves. And WTF is Jeff’s pity party for Scabby? If I was his wife, I’d be wondering that myself. Can’t wait to see RC and Scabby thrown together at the Ponderosa!

  8. 8
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    I skipped to a new taping show when this was on, then forgot I didn’t see the end . . . sigh . . . but I’m kind of glad I missed that tribal!

    I’m still pulling for Denise! Amazing that Malcom and she are still in it! I guess I could say the same for Skupin and Penner.

    See ya, Mastermind!

  9. 9
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    I think you have to play the idol before it gets to be Final Four.

    I, too, preferred a final two. It made the strategy much different.

  10. 10
    Channel Dasher Channel Dasher
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

    It’s been an interesting season – much better than I had suspected when it started. The “3 tribes” and “returning players” concept didn’t bode well. However, this season has broken a chain of seasons without very many smart players. And surprisingly, except for RC, Kent and Abi, they are not unlikeable. One bad thing about the 3 tribe concept is that some people (like Artis and Carter) got very little exposure so it’s really difficult to form any opinions about them. BTW, I think that Carter could screw up everyone’s “final six” plans as he can win individual immunities.

    As exciting as tribal council might be tonight, if Abi goes home (and Dilly I agree – she should have voted for Pete and saved her idol) the Ponderosa videos are going to be choice.

  11. 11
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    It did, didn’t it, cattyfan. I don’t know why the final three thing came about. If [fried and unreliable] memory serves, isn’t the voting usually a blowout for one person?

    @Channel Dasher you are so right about it being a surprisingly good season with mostly likable peeps left…let’s hope those are the ones who actually get to the end.

  12. 12
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 11:28 am

    I too believe that Carter is the ‘sleeper’ of this season. He’s really good at challenges (when they’re physical) and it doesn’t appear that anyone dislikes him. Actually, it doesn’t appear that anyone thinks of him at all. I keep waiting for Jeff to ask him what his name is.

    He could go all the way depending on who else is in the Final 3. If it’s him and either Skupin or Penner, he’d beat them. And Mr.timgunnssister disagrees with me, but I suspect that Malcolm and Denise don’t stand a chance with this jury. That leaves (am I really saying this?) Scabby and Lisa. And I don’t think too many of them would give their vote to Scabby. So, Lisa? Really?

    Um, no. The world is simply not that cruel. Frankly, I’m not certain why she’s even still there. No gameplay, wishy washy and so very, very tortued. I don’t want to see people having emotional issues day in and day out – I want gameplay. And I’d love to see Denise take this.

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