The geezers are sent back to camp with nuttin.
As the young uns arrive at Spa Survivor, they are greeted by a hostess bearing cocktails. They toast to their victory and then agree to take this day off from the game; no talk of strategy. Malcolm tells us the reason he wants a break from it all is that he knows he needs to strike a final three or four deal soon and all the people he wants in that alliance are back at camp right now. Sorry Spicoli, looks like you’re not making Malcolm’s dream team.
He is either oblivious to that or stoned and thinking about ordering a pizza.
As they sip their cocktails, trays of food arrive and Scabby is super excited. After all, she’s existed on beans and sandy coconuts for the last twenty six days; she feels like a princess right now. Pete just appreciates the time to relax and eat good food. He knows he’s smart (debatable) and fit (okay, gotta give him that) and with food, it’s like a boost for those two things. He’s gonna be refueled and ready to kick some butt.
Meanwhile, Scabby is being attacked by the flowers of the island which also appear to hate her.
Back at camp they’re working together to make a meal. Looks like everyone is enjoying the quiet and working well together. Well, we can’t have that! Time to bring back the young uns.
The second Scabby hits the shore she starts talking and talking and talking about how FABULOUS the reward was and describing everything in detail. She either has no clue or doesn’t give a shit that it’s pissing off her tribemates because she keeps going and going and going.
Did I tell you what a good time we all had because we had a really good time. Like a really, really good time. Like it was like an oasis in the desert. I was a princess. Like Cinderella. Like I feel like I’m having a food baby that will be a princess as well. And then rainbows filled the sky and it rained champagne….Can you even comprehend how wonderful it all was?
Skupin tells us that usually people are really gracious when they come back from a reward (no sense in pissing off the people that didn’t get to go) but Scabby flaunted it and just wouldn’t shut the fuck up. Lisa tries to save everyone by asking Carter what he liked best about the reward, but Scabby cuts him off and continues talking about what she liked best.
Even my vag feels like a princess.
Malcolm compares her social understanding to a Mack truck. You can feel how uncomfortable Malcolm, Spicoli, and Pete are during this whole thing and at one point I swear Spicoli was looking at Malcolm with a look that screamed “Make it stop!!”
If I could I would Dude!