Trying to recap two season finales airing on the same night is insanity, Gasmi! So, my apologies for the delay, but since we have THREE FREAKING HOURS of TV to discuss, I figured it was better to get the other recap out of the way first. Hopefully you’ll feel that this one was worth the wait! So let’s get right to it…..
Of course we have to start with a recap of the season. Since we’ve already been through all that already, I’m skipping ahead to Camp Titty-Caca. The ladies are thrilled that it’s an all-girl final five. Kim plans to play as hard as she can and tells us that’s how she plans on finishing the game. Abitchia’s also happy to have made it to the end, especially with it being all women, but she’s a little annoyed that she ended up having to give up some of her power by voting out Dr. PoopyPants.
At least the camp smells better now that he’s gone!
Why oh why is Abitchia’s ass now blurred out?????
She’s very confident that her and Kim will stick together, bringing Christina with them to the end. So, if all goes as Abitchia’s got planned, Chelsea and Sabrina will be the next two to go. Preferably in that order.
The next day Sabrina and Kim go to pick up tree mail and have a little chat. Happy they’re still in the game, blah, blah, been there, said that. Sabrina thinks it’s a smarter move to get rid of Abitchia before Christina and Kim uses this as an opportunity to say that she thinks the only one that could really beat them is Chelsea.
Sabrina is surprised and not too happy to hear Kim floating Chelsea’s name, but Kim wonders if it would make more sense for them to take Christina to the end; after all, she probably wouldn’t get ANY votes!
This has got Sabrina’s brain a-buzzing. She thinks after Chelsea she’s the next most likeable person, so if that’s now a criteria for getting rid of people SHE might be in trouble! She decides she’s going to have to do her best in the immunity challenge.
Abitchia is just hoping that Chelsea doesn’t win immunity.
For my ass to have any hope of winning, she has gots to go.
Speaking of immunity, it’s time for the first challenge. (Ya gotta love that about the finales, they just jump right into it!) This challenge involves first racing across a balance bean maze. If you fall off you have to go back to the beginning and start again.
Before they start the maze, they have to untie a crapload of knots locking a “gate”. Then they can start the maze. Once the maze is completed, they will next maneuver around a giant net trampoline, collecting five puzzle bags that are tied onto the net. Once they have all of their bags they’ll use the pieces to complete a puzzle that contains clues for three numbers.
After figuring out the three numbers, they will race to the top of a platform and use the numbers to unlock another combination box/lever thing. First person to get the correct numbers and release their flag wins immunity. Damn! That’s some convoluted challenge!
Christina and Kim make it through their gates first and start the maze. The others are not far behind. Christina and Kim both fall off the maze and have to start again, losing valuable time. Ultimately Abitchia makes it through the maze first, followed closely by Chelsea. Both ladies hop onto the net trampoline and begin untying puzzle bags.
They’re supposed to be untying the bags that are their assigned colors, but HILARIOUSLY, Abitchia is untying ALL the bags in her area! LMFAO! Unfortunately Jeff tells her about this which makes me want to throw something at my TV.
Shut your fucking mouth, Jeff!