Now it’s time for the jury. I can just feel the bitterness oozing out of the TV and I know this one is sure to be a doozy. Jonas is up first, so I guess we’re going softball and building up to the majors.
Sabrina you totally sucked at challenges. Like really, REALLY sucked. Chelsea, I love looking at your boobs, but can you tell me about any big moves you made?
It was my idea to take Kat out.
Hahahhahahahahahahaha! Simple, direct, to the point. Bonus points for earning an evil look from Kat.
Jonas also wants to know why Kim didn’t bring Christina to the end. She thought if the jury REALLY hated her then they might vote for Christina just out of spite. She’s hoping that by bringing her alliance to the end that the jury will reward her for playing the best game of the three.
Christina is up next and she is completely delusional as she states that Kim has already stated that she would have been a big threat to sit next to in the end.
My stupidity scares you, doesn’t it?
She asks Kim who she would have voted out if she had taken Christina to the end. Kim answers that she thinks she would have had a better shot against Sabrina, so she would have gotten rid of Chelsea. Then Christina asks Chelsea why she hates people.
I don’t hate people, just stupid people. It’s not my fault this season was chock full of idiots.
Also, she had to play with her head and not her heart. If y’all knew her outside of this game you would know that she is not the cold-hearted bitch she seemed to be. Huh. I thought she seemed sweet. Now I’m wondering what that says about me!
It’s Jay’s turn and he asks Sabrina why she was so fucking lazy.
This was also my vacation, so I decided to make the most of it.
She also can be overbearing, so she decided to make a conscious effort not to come on too strong. Plus, she just learned how to swim, so fishing was out. Ad she did terribly in the challenges on purpose. Pinkie swear!
Michael tells Kim her biggest mistake in the game was not the blindsides she masterminded, but the fact that she took the full blame for all of them. He can’t decide if she was smart or stupid for doing that.
Time for Tarzan. He thanks everyone for giving him the moments of wild, romantic adventure toward the end of his life. He also thanks the ladies for keeping him around long enough for his wife to come for a visit. Of course he does it with many more words, many of the six to eight syllables long.
He also talks about how much he loves his wife.
It’s a lot, a lot.
That’s all he has to say. Chelsea has something to say to him, if that’s allowed. Jeff must’ve given her to go ahead because she continues. She thanks Tarzan for showing her what real love is and tells him she can only hope to find someday what he and his wife share. She never thought it really existed until she saw them together.
UGH.. Ya know….I was really looking forward to at least ONE thing in this crappy season, and that was the prospect of a super Bitter Betty Jury. So far? Nothing.
Leif is up next and says he was hurt that Kim voted him. She tells him it was because he had already written her name down and she was pretty sure he planning on doing it again. Sabrina admits that Kim told her that he was going, but she didn’t have the guts to tell him, because they have such a strong connection.