Time for Abitchia. She’s as delusional as ever. She tells Kim that the two of them played the game very similar. She says Kim knows if Abitchia was in that final three with her that she’d be shitting bricks right.
I’m the best player ever!
What an idiot.
It’s Douchezan’s turn. He says that they may think he hates all their guts, but he doesn’t. Just Kim. So he’s gonna focus on her. He says sure, she played a great game, but that doesn’t mean that Chelsea or Sabrina didn’t play a great game too. He’s gonna ask her one question and if she answers it correctly, she has a great shot of winning. If she doesn’t then that will show him that she’s not the Survivor she thinks she is.
Do you think I’m the best Survivor that has ever been and ever will be????
You know that’s what he really wanted to ask, but instead he asks her to identify the move that ruined his chances of winning. She tells him it was when he took Jonas out. Jeff wants to know if Douchezan is going to tell her if she answered right or not. Nope. “The Survivor gods have spoke and it’s like, uno, dos, adios.”
He really is a douche, isn’t he?
It’s Kat’s turn. Woo hoo…..ya just know she’s going to be an incomprehensible ball of bitterness!! FINALLY!
I had open heart surgery as a kid and have to have another operation in order to have kids. I’ve realized that life is too short and I don’t have time to be angry with people and hold grudges.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING????!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
She’s not done. She turns to the jury and urges them not to vote based on anger. “Take the time that you have and live it for the best you can.”
Worst. Jury. Ever.
And with that, it’s time for the vote and then as usual, Jeff runs off with the voting urn so that they can all meet up in New York after everyone’s had a chance to shower and gain twenty pounds or so.
The ladies clean up nicely, although Kim is looking a little bit like Kelly Bensimon. Only less leathery.
I like that we can actually recognize them; so many times they’re all puffy or have too much makeup on at the reunions. These three actually look pretty good.
So let’s get down to the votes….Jeff reminds them that this time around, they WANT to see their name. First vote, Kim. Followed by Sabrina, then Kim, then Sabrina, then all Kims
We have a winner!
Chelsea gives Kim a big hug before she runs off stage to hug her family.
And then…..its reunion time.
Jeff starts out by talking about how Kim dominated the game. What does she think the key to her success was? She thinks it was having a personal connection with people; you can dominate in challenges, but in the end you still have to get people to want to vote for you. They talk for a few minutes about how the ladies got the guys to vote out other guys and that was what got the final five to an all-woman final.
I’m still in therapy over it!
Jeff then goes to Matt, asking him what the hell the men were thinking when they agreed to go to tribal even though they already had immunity!
Um……I was voted out before that happened.