Other thoughts from the reunion……
Douchezan is still a douche. He’s also delusional and thinks that he’s the best player to ever have played the game. Yes, he TOTALLY is! Doesn’t matter that he lost!
Let’s move on from a douchenozzle to a twatwaffle.
OH SHIT, Gasmi! I think he ate Leif.
He’s still an asshole, rolling his eyes over the outrage at his behavior and saying that watching himself makes him uncomfortable, but really he just had two options: be sweet, or be a bitch with teeth. Jeff wants to know is Colon who we saw on the show? Is he a racist and a giant asshole like we all saw?
No, no, no, he is not a racist you guys! You know how you can tell? He would totally make out with Shemar Moore.
I think Shemar just threw up in his mouth a little!
I don’t know how saying you’d make out with a hot black guy illustrates that you’re not a racist, but whatever. I am so over him and his fat asshole face.
Of course Jeff has to go to the audience because it’s always so much fun talking about the asshole of the season. First he talks to Colon’s mom. The poor lady is beside herself and not happy with the way Colon is acting up there. She says she wants to tell him that this is not what he is supposed to be saying.
Just do it like we practiced at home!
Next Jeff speaks to Blossom who just happens to be in the audience and a HUGE fan of Survivor. She also like Colon and thinks he makes for good television. Oh, and…..he should totes play again.
Please go home, shove one of those awful hats on your head, and then stick it and the head it’s perched on UP YOUR ASS!
Seriously. Shut your fucking pie hole, Blossom.
Next, Jeff talks to Tarzan’s wife and asks the question we all really want to know. Does their entire house smell like poop?
Yes, yes it does.
Jeff also asks if she calls him Tarzan and then makes a comment about his wife calling out his name and that’s just great because now I get to have THAT image in my head!
Jeff talks to Kat briefly, and then turns his attention to Abitchia. What did her school, students and everyone else think about her shitty ass behavior? People didn’t like her behavior and she hates that it came out that way because that’s not what is in her heart. She loves her students and she loves what she does and she is truly sorry for offending anyone.
I still think she’s an asshole but at least she apologized for being so shitty.
Time to award the fan favorite. In the end it comes down to four people: Kim, Chelsea, Dr. PoopyPants, and Douchezan. REALLY????? People voted for Douchezan as their fan favorite??? This is why I hate people.
Anyway, Kim makes it a clean sweep and wins the fan favorite vote as well. I would have lied to see Chelsea get some money, but at least the giant douche didn’t win!
Next season we are going to the Philippines. Also, three former contestants that had to be medically removed from the game will be coming back to play again. One of them had better not be fucking COLON!!!!
And with that, another season ends. What did you think, Gasmi? Were you glad Kim won? Did you feel sorry for Colon’s mom? Did you want Blossom to shut the fuck up?
Thanks so much for hanging in with me this season. I can honestly say I would have never made it through this without all of you. We have the best readers, and y’all are what keeps us recappers coming back for more!