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Our other famous contestant is Lisa Whelchel aka Blair Warner. No one seems to recognize her which surprises me. She tells us she’s very different than Blair and a Survivor super fan. Oh, and she’s not telling anyone she’s famous.
We also meet a good ole country boy (yes I’m making a broad stereotypical statement until I know more), who compares himself to Frankenstein saying he was scary, but he DID a pick a flower for a little girl. And then strangled her. So this guy will either give you flowers or strangle you.
Jeff is “driving” his boat to meet up with everyone while telling what a dangerous game Survivor can be. We get clips of injuries and vomiting and rotten Colons writhing on the floor. This is all leading up to the reveal that three formally medivaced players are being given the chance to return and player the game all over again. Hope no one hurts himself on the first day!
The castaways haven’t been clued into this little detail yet and I’m sure they’re going to be just thrilled when they learn about it. If we’ve learned anything over the past few seasons with returning players it should be to get those fuckers out immediately, but competing on Survivor and being a moron seems to go together nicely, so we’ll see what happens.
Have I mentioned yet who are returnees are? No? Well……we’ve got Russell Swan who scarily collapsed during a challenged and looked like he was just gone.
I bet he listens to “Knocking on Heaven’s Door” in a totally different way now! He says Survivor smacked him in the chops and this time he’s smacking back so these people will run with him or he will run them over. Oooooooooo!
Also returning (for a THIRD time) is Jonathan Penner, removed from Fans vs. Favorites when his knee started oozing yellow gross pus which indicated some sort of life threatening infection.
Jonathan is on fire to be back. Our third returnee shudders as he hears that having been on fire himself.
It was so badass when he killed that pig. Are they even allowed to do that anymore?
Jeff arrives at the castaway’s boat to greet them and to break the news that they’ll be adding another person to each of their tribes. Unsurprisingly, they are not uber excited to hear this news. They meet the guys and find out their tribe names at the same time. Russell joins the blue tribe named Matsing, Penner gets to go red with Kalabaw, and Skupin goes with the yellow Tandang tribe. I’m sure we’ll rename these as we go along.