Hiya Gasmi…..I feel like this season of Survivor has become the carnival version of the game, don’t you Gasmi? I mean, what’s next…..a dunk tank?
As long as it’s not me getting dunked!
Oh Jeff, I’m sure you could come up with a clown for the dunk tank. No need to ruin your hairdo or anything! Shit, the season’s full of clowns so far……I wonder where they’re hiding the cotton candy machine and tilt-a-whirl….
So after last week’s episode I’m totally notcurious to see if Shamu’s calmed his shit down at camp. But first we need to check in with what’s left of the cool kids. After all, they lost another one of their own; I wonder how they’re dealing with it?
I don’t get it….we’re so cool!!!
Eddie doesn’t get why they’d vote Hope out when she was so much stronger than Laura in the challenges. And ReynoldsWrap just knows it’s because she was the prettiest one out there. Hey guy….ever think it’s because y’all put a GIANT target on yourselves when you deemed yourselves to be too cool for school?
Oh. Sorry. I forgot logic doesn’t apply when dealing with cool kids. My mistake.
Of course ReynoldsWrap is SUPER pissed at Laura because she played him, making him think she was voting with them to get rid of Shamu. I know….it totally sucks when people play this game, huh? What a jackass. He gets all pissy every time the vote doesn’t go his way. It’s part of the game stupid! Maybe if you spent more time trying to get other people to like you you’d spend less time wondering how that dick got up your ass at every tribal council!
HairSchlong tries to remind ReynoldsWrap that it’s all part of the game, but ReynoldsWrap doesn’t want to hear it; he has no respect for any of them and doesn’t want to be associated with them anymore!
We’re making up our own tribe called CoKi and you can’t be a part of it!
Let me go cry into my pillow over that one
Eddie wants to know just how many challenges they think they can win without him and ReynoldsWrap, but Michael rightly points out that they aren’t exactly winning WITH them.
Yeah, they know it’s not looking too good for them now. It’s looking worse for Eddie though because as we all know ReynoldsWrap has got that idol hanging out in his pocket. I’d feel bad for Eddie if he wasn’t such a colossal douchenozzle.
The next morning we head over to Bikal to see what they’re up to. Phillip has decided it’s time to add even more members to Stealth R Us. Because the more people you have the stealthier you can be. DUH. He also compares himself to Napoleon. I continue to worry about our federal government’s screening process for “agents”.