I’m still annoyed at the stupidity that went on during this episode of Survivor. I mean, we’ve got TWO previous players AND people that claim to be super fans of the show! Really???? What a bunch of dumbasses.
But we’ll get to that soon enough. First let’s see how Scabby is feeling after tribal council.
You guys are so mean.
Awwwww…too bad, so sad. I can’t even pretend to feel sorry for her. She tells Skupin that they were BRUTAL to her and Denise overhearing has the same difficulty feeling sorry for her that I do.
Someone call the WAHmbulance!
Denise confirms what we all know already; Scabby is going home unless a miracle happens and she wins immunity. If that happens, she thinks they’ll probably boot Penner. Of course Scabby winning any sort of challenge (ESPECIALLY immunity) is inconceivable so it’s an almost foregone conclusion that she’ll be out by the end of the hour. Yipee!!
Later that morning, Malcolm and Scabby go off to collect tree mail and Scabby’s still moaning about how brutal they all were to her. UGH. Shut UP. You reap what you sow biatch!
Inside the tree mail box they find envelopes with everyone’s names on them and Scabby starts to cry because she thinks they might be letters from home. Malcolm seems to know that’s not the case, but he doesn’t focus on that and instead tries to be nice to Scabby, giving her a quick hug.
I can only hope that he’s trying to kill her with his underarm fumes
He tells us that last night it was kind of like the tribe decided to lay Scabby down in the middle of the road, run her over with a bus, then back up and do it again.
I just wish someone would’ve let ME drive! I’m an excellent driver, excellent!
Scabby continues to cry about how horrible it was and says it was actually the worst day of her life. Malcolm thinks she is very UNselfaware, but it’s hard not to feel a little bad for her right now. He’s nicer than I am because I don’t know that I’d be feeling sorry for her at all.
They bring the tree mail back and Scabby reads the message
Probably I mean no harm
I’m really very short on charm
Of course they all know it’s time for the Survivor Food Auction and the envelopes contain $500 for each of them. They’re really excited about it. Scabby knows she’s the most hated person out there right now and tells us she’s going to hold her money until the right opportunity to get ahead arises. She’s a fighter and a survivor.