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Yet another covered item is up next (come oooooonnnnnnBALUT!) Spicoli gets this one for a bid of $200. Yet again it’s nothing gross. BOOOOOOO! Spicoli has won a baked potato. Roasted cow balls would’ve been better. But wait. Jeff has a proposition for Spicoli; he can keep that yummy baked potato all to himself OR he can trade it for rice and beans for the entire tribe.
It does suck for Spicoli because he knows he’s gonna look like an asshole if he keeps the potato for himself. He maybe brain damaged from too much drug use, but he’s got enough brain cells left to know that the smarter choice is to share. Of course he wouldn’t have had to make that choice AT ALL if he’s been even smarter and saved his money. Just for a little while.
Another covered item goes up on the block and Lisa wins it for $320 leaving Scabby the ONLY person left with her full bankroll. UGH. WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING STUPID??????????? So Lisa’s won a $320 giant sandwich and I hope that tastes fucking fabulous you dumb twit.
And here comes what WE all KNEW was coming; up for auction is an advanta…
Fan fucking tastic. Jeff tells her to read the scroll when she gets back to camp and she’s justifiably happy to get the prize that she so desperately wanted and needed. Spicoli purchases the last item up for bid which turns out to be a couple of veal shanks that he gets to share with the rest of the tribe for 60 seconds. Everyone digs in and thanks Spicoli.
Everyone arrives back at camp fat and happy from the auction. Well, almost everyone. You’d think Scabby could spare a smile or two having just won an advantage for herself because everyone else was moronically hypnotized by food. But NOOOOOOOOOOO
What???! Is she serious?
Yup. She tells Penner that he owes her an apology for destroying her at the last tribal council. To his credit, Penner does not laugh in her face. Instead, he tries to explain to her why the rest of the tribe is not happy with her. He thinks she should try being friendlier.
Ha! Ya gotta love her consistency, I guess. I love when assholes apologize for their “honesty”. Yeah, she’s too honest. That’s totally it.