The final round, according to Jeff, is a multi-level obstacle course. He’s lying, but we’ll get to that shortly. But wait. There’s more. At the beginning of each round Jeff will ask them all a question. If they get it wrong they will have 5% of their body weight added to them that they’ll then have to carry throughout the rest of the course. Is that pre-weight or weight now?
Now the time has come for Scabby to read her note to the rest of the tribe. She moves as far away from everyone else as she can and announces that there are actually TWO parts to the note, but she’s only going to read the part that has to do with the challenge. She then reveals that she’s been given the opportunity to go directly to the final round.
Suck on that bitches!
Then she rips up the rest of the note, saying she doesn’t want anyone else to know what the rest of the note says. Jeff doesn’t call her out on any of this and I’m honestly a bit surprised by that since he seems to want to butt his nose into everything else that happens out there.
Now that they’ve gotten all the business out of the way, we’re ready to get to the challenge. Jeff kicks it off with the first question which is a multiple choice asking how many islands comprise the Philippines. Lisa and Denise get it wrong, so they get the added weight to lug around.
This doesn’t even faze Denise and she’s the first one to make it through to the next round. Joining her in the next round are Spicoli, Skupin, Malcolm, and Penner. Lisa is out (try to contain your surprise at that revelation).
We don’t hear the next question, but we find out that Denise, Spicoli, and Skupin got it wrong, so now Denise is lugging around 10% of her body weight while Skupin and Spicoli add 5% of their weight to the haul.
This time only two people are moving forward and it’s Penner and Spicoli. Needless to say these guys are a little tired at this point and Scabby’s been sitting on her ass resting, so she’s got a bit of an advantage going into the last round. Luckily for all of us she really REALLY sucks at challenges, huh?
Spicoli gets another question wrong and goes up to 10% of his body weight for the final challenge. Ya just know this obstacle course round is gonna be TOUGH.
They were supposed to do a scrapbooking challenge, but it was just too hard so they settled on reverse macramé
Over on the benches Skupin declares that Scabby can’t win this because she can’t climb for shit. Scabby is off to an early lead, undoing her first series of knots faster than the other guys. The obstacle part of this course is a total joke so Scabby keeps the lead throughout and then….
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means