Jeff wants to know how many challenges she’s actually participated in for the entire season so far. Two. Woooooowwww….go sit yer ass down.
You know what Jeff? If you don’t like that she’s sitting out every time CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES!!!!!! I think it’s bullshit as well how the sit outs have gone so far this season, but the tribes are utilizing the rules that they’re given. So you can’t really be pissed at them for sitting out weaker players when the rules of the game are what’s allowed it. I still wonder how challenges might have played out if people couldn’t sit out back to back challenges. We could have possibly still had three tribes.
Anyway, that’s neither here nor there because the rules allow for the sitting out that’s happened and for Ave sitting out now. So let’s get this challenge started, shall we?
There’s a moat like water obstacle at the beginning that Katie has a REALLY hard time with, putting her tribe behind early on in the challenge.
She’s fallen and she can’t get up
Jeff is no liking this at all saying that Katie is REALLY slowing them down on a very easy portion of this challenge. I wish she would tell him to shut the fuck up. It’s easy to say it’s easy when you’re not doing it Jeffrey!
That said, she sucks.
Katie continues to have difficulties and Jeff continues to heckle her. She does get a break periodically as he decides to heckle Ave for sitting out as well. Tandang makes it through their drawbridge first and Malcolm goes to work on the rope. Kalabaw finally gets through after Tandang already finishes their rope. Jeff takes up the axe but has to switch out with Penner halfway through.
Tandang maintains their lead as they start solving the puzzle, but Kalabaw starts to catch up. In the end Tandang finishes ahead but only by a few seconds. Penner is pissed because he knows they’ll now be down two players which is a helluva lot harder to come back from.
As Kalabaw returns to camp Katie apologizes for her crappy performance; she knows that she may be voted out tonight because of that and she tells us she can’t really blame her tribe if she ends up being the one to go home. Dawson agrees and tells Katie to her face that she sucked but Denise is totally going to home because she’s a newbie.
It doesn’t matter that she can run circles around the two of us; the guys will keep us because we’ve been here sucking for longer! DUH!
Meanwhile, Denise is out collecting water with Jeff and he uses the time to tell her that he’d like her to join the guys’ alliance because she clearly has more testosterone than estrogen whirling around in her system. Denise is no fool and takes him up on the offer immediately.
He even breaks out the five fingered manshake!