Jeff brings Carter and Penner up to speed, telling them that he’s got Denise on their side. From there they discuss Katie vs. Dawson for the ouster. On the one hand, Katie didn’t do well in today’s challenge. On the other hand, Dawson has been the weakest in the past. Plus she’s trying to get under Jeff’s skin by talking about ball players and being a stupid ninny about it and so at this point I’m fairly certain that she’s going to get the boot.
It’s so fun to get under his skin! But that won’t come back and bite me because Denise is new!
Denise already has her torch (and it’s lit) but everyone else has to dip theirs in fire since it is their first time at tribal council. Dawson talks about how hard it was on the tribe to have Dana leave. Penner agrees and thinks it might have been a different outcome had Dana been there competing with them (aka Ave sucks the worst and would have had to compete in the challenge).
Katie knows she sucked donkey balls and says she feels like the biggest idiot in the world for thinking she could fit hem both in her mouth at the same time. She really hopes that her tribe factors in her other challenge performances and not just this one. Dawson talks about what a great contribution Denise has made to their tribe in a short period of time. She leaves out “But the bitch has gots to go.”
I totally thought it though
Jeff wonders exactly what it is that Dawson brings to the tribe and she says she has spirit yes she do, she has spirit, how about you? Seriously. Her answer is that she keeps the spirit up in camp. Jeff Kent tries not to laugh out loud while listing what’s most important to him in a tribemate: work around camp, loyalty, and value at challenges.
What about not dropping the spirit stick? That’s totally important.
Time to vote.
We don’t see anyone’s votes which should mean that it’ll ne super suspenseful and not predictable at all.
But it isn’t
Dawson goes in for a Probst kiss, but he dodges it like champ, deflecting it to his cheek instead of the lips she was aiming for.
Damn, you really smell
Dawson stumbles off in a state of disbelief muttering, “Wow”. Whether it’s because she got voted off or the awesomeness of a Jeff Probst cheek kiss, who knows?
And there you have it, Gasmi. What did you think of this episode? Were you happy to see Malcolm and Denise absorbed into the other tribes? Or do you wish they had kept them separate? Do you think Jeff gave Dana a pass on quitting because she’s a girl? What about kicking Dawson off before Katie? And lastly….do you think Dawson is parked in Probst’s driveway as we speak?