The divide tribes look a little something like this: For the blue team, we’ve got Skupin, Pete, Artis, Spicoli, and Scabby Maria. The yellow team consists of Penner, Jeff, Denise, Malcolm, and Lisa. I don’t know about you Gasmi, but I’m hoping the blue team bites it hard because ya just know Scabby and Artis will be big fucking babies about it!
Survivors ready? Go!!
Scabby and Jeff are the first ones out for their teams and unsurprisingly, Jeff is back first. Penner’s out next for yellow while Pete swims for blue. Penner keeps the yellow’s teams lead, but in the next round it’s Lisa up against Spicoli and Lisa is a slow swimmer so Spicoli is able to take the lead for blue. Then Skupin and Denise face off. Denise is a POWER HOUSE so she not only catches up to Skupin, she passes him as he is unable to find the clip that needs to be unclipped.
Team support at its best.
This gives Malcolm a head start on the digging, but it doesn’t really matter since a lot of that relies on lucking out and digging in the right place. Artis happens upon his team’s key first with Malcolm not too far behind.
Skupin and Pete are already working on their puzzle as Penner and Jeff start theirs. As Penner and Jeff start to catch up it seems like Skupin and Pete start to fall apart a little. And in the end, Penner and Jeff edge out a win for the yellow team.
Sad music plays as the losers arrive back at camp. They work together to cook some beans. Wait…..
Huh??? I thought they were starving on their rice rations. Where the hell did all those beans come from?
Artis wishes his team had won the reward, but he’s happy to still be in the competition and competing for a million dollars.
Can’t you tell?
I’m shocked that they’re not really giving it to Skupin, but I guess they can’t blame it all on him since it’s really the puzzle solving skills (or lack thereof) that lost it for them. Carter talks to Scabby, asking her who is in her alliance and she blabs it all to him. Okay, her new name is Blabby Maria.
Blabbity blahbitty boo
Pete is NOT happy about Blabby’s blabbing ways and thinks she should STFU about alliances and all the details behind them. He knows the information she freely gives away can be dangerous. So later he decides to talk to her on the beach.
Please try to keep your fucking mouth shut!
That’s not gonna stop me from talking out my ass!