Survivor Recap: The Blair Snitch Project

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By PottyMouth | Monday, November 12, 2012 | 10:41 am | 26 Comments
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Not only does Pete tell Malcolm that someone told him about his immunity idol, her totally tells him it was Lisa!  Malcolm stutters and stammers and this convinces Pete that Lisa is a liar and there’s no way Malcolm has it.

He wouldn’t be acting that shifty if he had it.

What a dumbass.  Hilariously, Pete whines to us about how hard it is to be the mastermind of the alliance.  What a dope.

Meanwhile Malcolm is telling everyone that Lisa is spreading vicious lies about him having the idol and telling everyone they should vote Jeff out.  Pete has now decided he wants Jeff out now even though earlier he was pissed at Blabby for floating the same idea.  But I guess that’s all part of the whole mastermind thing that we peons couldn’t possible understand.

It’s only not bad to change the plan when I change it.  Otherwise it’s a big no no.  What’s the plan again?

Then Pete tells Lisa that Malcolm knows that they know about his idol.

Are you a fucking moron?

Oh, but he didn’t tell Malcolm that it was Lisa that said it.  Pinky swear!  Lisa knows that they just lost a great opportunity to blindside Malcolm; she is not happy. 

Meanwhile, Jeff walks up to a conversation about him getting the boot.  He is shocked to hear it and Malcolm tells him that both of their names are being mentioned right now.  Jeff replies that they could get six right now.  So now Jeff and Malcolm scramble to try and get Skupin, Penner, Spicoli, and Denise to vote with them and get Pete out.  Holy crap!!!  I feel like I missed something in this because there was SO MUCH going on in such a short amount of time.  And it was FABULOUS!!!

Malcolm decides to bring his immunity idol with him to tribal because he is no dummy and knows that he just might need it.

Time for tribal.

Probst brings in RC and Penner is looking a little frisky as he checks her out.

What’s a happening hot stuff?

Skupin says he knew he was in danger the second Penner won immunity.  Buuuut, there was a helluva a lot of talking going on back at camp so there is a chance that it could be someone else tonight.

Malcolm points out that Lisa threw him under the bus and Lisa says she was just trying to keep the original Tandang together.  So she wanted to get rid of Malcolm.  Also, he’s a big threat, so it would be a good time to get him out.

Denise pipes up to say that she hopes Malcolm will join forces with Kalabaw to even things up to a five-five vote.  Blabby blabs that she thinks Lisa is ludacrist and she’d rather have Malcolm around even though he wasn’t part of their original alliance.  Wait!  He was, he totally was, she was just joking Malcolm.

It’s so funny he forgot to laugh.

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26 Comments

  1. 1
    sweetblondie
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 11:47 am

    I lol at the hot sauce comments every time, pottymouth!

    I’m looking forward to Probst possibly bringing up Kent’s parting comments on the reunion episode…would love to hear him try to backpeddle…

  2. 2
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Oh yes, I forgot that Juggs was out just before the election. Poor crankyguy! No wonder he’s been crankier than usual. But at least we agreed on Juggs! In fact, I was skeptical about her, but he won me over to his point of view! Who’d've thunk it! Compromise CAN happen!

    Scabby Maria has got to be one of the biggest idiots to play this game in years. Almost as bad as Hantz (both I and II).

    I can’t help but root for Penner. I’m really hoping Denise, Malcolm and him join forces.

  3. 3
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Penner and Denise are my faves. Malcolm is pretty good too.

    Scabby Maria and Pete are perfect for each other….they’re both complete dumb-fucks.

  4. 4
    ootofthehoos
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I new ludacrist was wrong. Finding the right spelling was tough.
    I should get paid the big tvgasm bucks for this one (ha): ludicrous

  5. 5
    ootofthehoos
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    new = knew

    lol I hate when that happens.

  6. 6
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Well, Itchy, at least you can see her at tribal . . . she was looking good all cleaned up!

    I’m not sure where things are with Jeff gone, tho . . . numbers wise, but I’m still rooting for Denise, and I’m glad to see Lisa playing the game. Why didn’t Penner just vote for Jeff? Curious . . .

    I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!!!! Thanks Potty!!! Mwah!

  7. 7
    carol
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    @msjacqmills – I agree, Penner and Denise are great. I don’t remember Penner’s first season, but he is doing great this time around. It seems the only reason he is hated is because he is a returning player. Denise has somehow flown under the radar through both of her merges.

    I hope Lisa’s antics before and during tribal back fire on her. She clearly cannot be trusted with anything now. She is sort of like Maria but pretends to be super sweet.

    On page 3, there is a picture of Maria, caption “Blabbity blahbitty boo”. She looks like Jo from Facts of Life (yes, Lisa’s show).

  8. 8
    Mimo
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    @juddfan – My take on Penner voting for Abi is that he can honestly say to Jeff that he didn’t vote for him. Penner knew that Jeff had made a move against him and I guess payback is a mother.

  9. 9
    itchy itchy
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    The best part is by voting for Scabies Maria, Penner probably knows he can stir her up, since she’s batshit crazy, and she’ll chase off anyone who might still have been loyal to her.

    I’m really hoping Lisa takes a big fall — I got a little hopeful for a second there about her playing the game, but then she revealed that her strategy involves being an idiot.

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    So Penner is a “bottom” ????

    I had too—and my code is Jiminy Cricket– tee hee
    ok–will focus, read and comment in a more grown-uppy fashion

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    actually Jeff–you are just a loser. Yeah……..

    Now–color me confused but Malcom played the immunity idol right?? SO wasn’t he supposed to fork it over???? If just saying “I am going to play it” is enough of a threat to deny votes for himself then cool.
    But as I said in mini-cap–Lisa was right to Out the idol holder–I think thats fair–pre-merge idols s/be flushed out . And also that she is headed for a big fall— she is going to get booted in a spectacular fashion.

  12. 12
    carol
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    @hot cawfee – neither idol was played. That is why there was the long pause and shot of Malcom and Maria after Jeff asked if anyone was going to use their II. So Malcom is got for another tribal because he can actually play it next time. That whole ‘i am going to use my immunity idol so your votes will be wasted’ is part of the game play of the HII. I think in a previous season, someone with the HII did say that, but the other players wanted it used/gone, so they did vote for them, but the holder of the HII was so confident they were not going to actually vote for them, he/she never played it and ended up going home.

  13. 13
    ANTM Fan
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    It’s pity that I despise real-life Lisa Whelchel so much, because I find Survivor Lisa Whelchel SO fun to watch.

    Anyone know why Abi showed off her idol? I could not for the life of me figure that out.

    I’m rooting for Denise to win.

  14. 14
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    I love Penner! He has the BEST voice!!!! I am also loving Survivor Lisa, she has really surprised me. Actually, she is the entire reason why I started randomly watching this season mostly because I thought she’d be a wimp and whine about everything. I was way wrong (and glad I was)

    Oh, and what about Kent’s OBAMA comments?! can we talk about THAT?! :)

    just kidding!!!!!! But I do wanna say, I actually had a good time reading everyone’s comments on the mini-cap. I like how we can have those convos, keep it cool, and still be TV Gasm BFF’S :)

  15. 15
    ChaCha
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Obviously we can guess who Jeff voted for last week. Fat lotta good that did him. Hearing his little rant after the election seemed kind of like poor timing. What a crybaby…all those millions and he’s a sorehead because he lost $600K (after taxes).

    Anyone watch the Ponderosa clips? RC has one of the most annoying laughs. I don’t recall hearing it on the show, but when she’s by herself doing a monolog, it wouldn’t stop!!! Interesting thing tho’ is that both Jeff and she griped about how no one in the merged tribe was playing the game. Oh yeah, then why are those two at the Ponderosa now??? Hellooooo, you two, they sure played both of you!

  16. 16
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    I cant believe they didn’t even attempt to show the new tribe’s naming because it’s so goddammed funny. I cracked up when I first saw it…Dangrayne. Dang rain. Maybe they should have gone for Damnrayne or Damrayne. They sure hate that effing rain, though lol.

  17. 17
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    The other players should take note: Malcolm lied to all of them…and Pete totally believed it. Lisa, however, told the truth all the way along…if they would have shut up and listened, they could have gotten a physical threat out of the game.

    I knew Penner had the win. Puzzles are his specialty…and Lisa’s. Bothof them are logical and strategic.

    Love Penner…love Lisa…love Denise. What a final three that would be, because they’ve all played well so far.

  18. 18
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    @ootofthehoos,

    Naw. They only pay the big bucks to folks with a sense of humor.

    pssst…she meant to spell it like that…;)

    Take Care, Robin

  19. 19
    PinkTop
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    I am heterosexual, but let me just say, that leopard print bikini pic of Wall Street Juggs is hot hot hot. Dayum.

    Pete is a mastermind, my ass. His sole “big mastermind move” was causing the rift between RC & Abi. It doesn’t exactly take a brilliant strategist to make crazy people go crazy.

    I agree, the Lisa boot is shaping up like it could be one for the ages, but I’m not getting too excited just yet. I was on pins and needles regarding Jeff’s pro baseball reveal, and we all know how anticlimactic that turned out to be.

    Maybe the beans came with the merge (?). Too lazy to rewatch and confirm.

    The tribe names on this show have always been stupid.

    This has nothing to do with anything, but I kinda want Pete & Malcolm to make out.

  20. 20
    ootofthehoos
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 5:27 am

    @Robin

    pssst … I was laughing at myself because I could not remember how to spell ludicrous and it took me forever to find it in the dictionary. I did easily find ludicrist, of course. ha

  21. 21
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 6:33 am

    @ 12 Carol– got ya–thanks for the clarity–I had no idea a threat was enough-lolol. I guess it shows how much Jeff was hated!!! And not just by viewers.

  22. 22
    FuriousFlipper
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Missed most of this episode. Just finished watching the latest. Thanks for a deliciously detailed delight. And funny as feck.

  23. 23
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Funny as Feck? LOL My new favorite word. A mixture of my favorite word and heck! Perfect.

    Thanks FuriousFlipper ;-)

    Robin

  24. 24
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Oh, for goodness sakes!

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/facts-of-life-star-lisa-whelchel-has-west-nile-1718275.story

    I do not believe a word that comes from her mouth.

    Robin

  25. 25
    sweetblondie
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    @Robin:

    You don’t believe that she contracted west nile? Am i missing something? why wouldn’t you believe that?

  26. 26
    Robin Robin
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    @sweetblondie:

    It is because I never once saw her tell the truth about anything while on Survivor.

    “No I wont snitch your idol out..

    “no I won’t be two faced

    I am loyal, if I give my word I stick to it.

    “When I hung up Malcoms clothes, I found the idol” but dont tell him I told you.

    I need to sit in the ocean with Pennar and Skupin, one at a time, and lie to them both…

    For these reasons and many more ( I just got tired of writing down all of her lies) :-) I wouldn’t believe a w0rd that came out of her mouth and I also have a sneaky suspision she missed all the attention and wants more now that the lights have dimmed.

    She is just so sneeaky to me. And the way that she came out with it was a bit odd. She kept mentioning the recovery period.

    I just wonder about her.

    Take care, Robin

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