Not only does Pete tell Malcolm that someone told him about his immunity idol, her totally tells him it was Lisa! Malcolm stutters and stammers and this convinces Pete that Lisa is a liar and there’s no way Malcolm has it.
He wouldn’t be acting that shifty if he had it.
What a dumbass. Hilariously, Pete whines to us about how hard it is to be the mastermind of the alliance. What a dope.
Meanwhile Malcolm is telling everyone that Lisa is spreading vicious lies about him having the idol and telling everyone they should vote Jeff out. Pete has now decided he wants Jeff out now even though earlier he was pissed at Blabby for floating the same idea. But I guess that’s all part of the whole mastermind thing that we peons couldn’t possible understand.
It’s only not bad to change the plan when I change it. Otherwise it’s a big no no. What’s the plan again?
Then Pete tells Lisa that Malcolm knows that they know about his idol.
Are you a fucking moron?
Oh, but he didn’t tell Malcolm that it was Lisa that said it. Pinky swear! Lisa knows that they just lost a great opportunity to blindside Malcolm; she is not happy.
Meanwhile, Jeff walks up to a conversation about him getting the boot. He is shocked to hear it and Malcolm tells him that both of their names are being mentioned right now. Jeff replies that they could get six right now. So now Jeff and Malcolm scramble to try and get Skupin, Penner, Spicoli, and Denise to vote with them and get Pete out. Holy crap!!! I feel like I missed something in this because there was SO MUCH going on in such a short amount of time. And it was FABULOUS!!!
Malcolm decides to bring his immunity idol with him to tribal because he is no dummy and knows that he just might need it.
Time for tribal.
Probst brings in RC and Penner is looking a little frisky as he checks her out.
What’s a happening hot stuff?
Skupin says he knew he was in danger the second Penner won immunity. Buuuut, there was a helluva a lot of talking going on back at camp so there is a chance that it could be someone else tonight.
Malcolm points out that Lisa threw him under the bus and Lisa says she was just trying to keep the original Tandang together. So she wanted to get rid of Malcolm. Also, he’s a big threat, so it would be a good time to get him out.
Denise pipes up to say that she hopes Malcolm will join forces with Kalabaw to even things up to a five-five vote. Blabby blabs that she thinks Lisa is ludacrist and she’d rather have Malcolm around even though he wasn’t part of their original alliance. Wait! He was, he totally was, she was just joking Malcolm.
It’s so funny he forgot to laugh.