Lisa then points out to Blabby that if someone has a hidden immunity idol you try to flush it out or blindside them. All this is done in her most patient mom of a dumbass voice. Probst wants to make sure that he heard correctly. Is she saying Malcolm has an idol. Damn straight she is!
But wait! There’s more! Now Malcolm decides to whip it out. His idol that is. Yep, he has it and he is GOING TO USE IT SO DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR HIM.
I mean it. I’m gonna play it. For real. I am.
Probst is a little surprised to see Malcolm prematurely ejaculate that news all over everyone and asks if there’s anyone else who’d like to reveal that they also have an idol.
Penner is loving every second of this and he tells his block of six to vote Pete’s ass out. Lisa counters by asking her alliance to continue with their plan b (or d or h or y) to maintain their majority numbers. And now, it’s time to vote. For the first time in a very VERY long time I can say that I have no freaking idea how this is going to play out. And I love it!
And so we go to the vote. Lisa votes for Jeff, Denise votes for Pete. When Probst asks if anyone wants to play their non-hidden immunity idol no one plays it. And so, it’s time to read the votes. First vote goes to Blabby. Huh? Next Jeff, then Pete, Jeff, Pete, Jeff, Pete, Jeff, Pete, and the last vote goes to…..
And there you have it, Gasmi. At first I thought Spicoli had smoked too much pot and voted for Blabby instead of Pete, but when it was revealed that it was PENNER…..well….well played sir, well played.
Jeff goes out on a super classy note and it must be quoted in its entirety:
“You know what pisses me off, is that I think I’ve made about $60 million playing baseball and I want this frickin’ million dollars and this game. And it’s not even a million bucks! It’s $600,000 by the time Obama takes it! I’m a Game 7 World Series loser. You know, I’ve played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world, but this just sucks!”
Awwwwww, poor Jeff got outplayed, outwitted, and outlasted. Warm the bottle because he’s going to need a big one!
And though I think the whole Obama/tax issue has been beaten to a pulp in the minicap comments, I have two things to add: Jeff acts like the money is going to Obama himself, like he’s sitting in a room in the White House counting all the tax dollars and cackling with glee. Which is just ludacrist.